Speaking of grotesque relationships..

Started by LanceWindu2 pages
Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
right....

No, seriously...I am.

And I just got a strike! 😱

Are you a hillbilly too?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHGOD NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOOM!

EXPLOSION!

MARTHA STEWERT!!

OH GOD LANCE, HELP ME!!!!

Originally posted by Scythe
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

🙄

and to answer your question...my graduating class was 14...haha.

Somebody help me!!!! Ooooh, a penny!

Originally posted by Scythe
Somebody help me!!!! Ooooh, a penny!

*throws penny at you*

How cheap! Nothing less than $100.00 bills for me............ 😄

Originally posted by Scythe
Somebody help me!!!! Ooooh, a penny!

*steals penny* ninja2

Originally posted by Scythe
So a close friend of mine asked me to be her goatfriend, she figured it was about time she became close to someone she can trust/love/keep, so she says. Here's the thing, she's a pornstar. AH Hell Nah! I backed up, left her house, and took seventeen of her amatuer dvds with me. I think I made the right decision. I mean, how the hell does an average guy(i.e. someone not in porn) get with someone who is? And don't tell me it's mutual, I doubt a chick cares if her dude was in porn, she'd probably see that as a good thing.

Hmm......how good was the porn? hmm

Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week 🙂

****! Your pussy must be as loose as a wizard's sleeve!

Originally posted by Mišt
Hmm......how good was the porn? hmm

Does it matter?

Originally posted by Kram3r
Does it matter?

Yes! If it was good, then he should have taken more than 17 dvds! wife

Originally posted by Mišt
Yes! If it was good, then he should have taken more than 17 dvds! wife

I've starred in 20. ermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
****! Your pussy must be as loose as a wizard's sleeve!

haha what a stupid little n00b! wow, you do not know a thing do you? It has been researched, women do not get LOOSE from having sex. They get loose from having babies moron.

And to answer your comment, i happen to be pretty tight thank you. Just ask my boyfriend.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I've starred in 20. ermm

So this is why your weren't at school. ermm