Unconventional ways to say "I adore U"

Any creative people here? Something that is outside the ordinary or course.

I want to get into your pants.

I want your sex all night long

I want your boobs. Have you named them yet? I'm jealous.

I want to stick my beef in your taco.

Anyone likes Pizza? ermmnone

Not exactly what I was thing here............... 🤨

Originally posted by debbiejo
Not exactly what I was thing here............... 🤨

thinking...thinking.....not exactly what I was thinking..........I as thinking a bit more subtle..

I see. ermwanker

😂

Originally posted by silver_tears
I want to get into your pants.

What if they are wearing shorts huh? HUH? "I want to get in your shorts" doesnt have the same ring to it does it? NO IT DOESNT😠

You fail life, get out nahuh

"arrgh... i'd be a pirate looking for some fine treasure, would you perhaps be the treasure i'd be searching for? cause i feel the urge to open you up and discover you hidden riches"

Originally posted by BakaXero
"arrgh... i'd be a pirate looking for some fine treasure, would you perhaps be the treasure i'd be searching for? cause i feel the urge to open you up and discover you hidden riches"

Originally posted by Wolflet
I think this is the best 😐

you are the bright center to my darkened universe.

"I would stay here with you even if you were an overgrown flesh-eating-baterica cell."

you are my butterfly and you are mine.

Originally posted by Council#13
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wanna play hide the weinie?