Unconventional ways to say "I adore U"

Started by Madman_V3N0M4 pages

I love you with all my wang!

"i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now."

"Well, we obviously don't have much in common, our schedules are inconvenient, and quite frankly I get the feeling I annoy you, so . . . . let's f*ck!" 😱

I'll be your simbyote if you'll be my host...