POTC Official Orbit Gum Thread: Share Your Dirty Thoughts & Mouth

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ROFL!!!!!!

LMAO IBD43!! lol 😆 Laser! hahaha!! lol

yes! laser...zit surgery...........2 teh EXTREME BABY!!

Am I allowed to innocently ask what's up? 😄

Omg She was banned! She must have been acting up on other parts of the forum cause she hasn't been so bad here.

who was banned? (think i missed something)

Violet 🙂

o! ok gotcha!🙂

Okay, nuff of the nonsense--isn't it possible that we can generate some clever and blue and naughty concocktions regarding our favorite PotC?
Jaeh, now she can cook! or organize condiments to body parts....

Lord, if we could only turn that man into dumplings....big fluffy doughy hot dumplings or fritters, greasy, deep fried with that little white sugary glazy topping...Food and Mr. Depp--although he would go so very nicely with a lovely red or sake, some tuna and avocado, pickled ginger. come on now--surely there's some "thoughts" out there of curious interest to us all. I just know that I would be happy to be that great overcoat he has been sporting, with his tommy gun....oh my word!

hehe tex thats very clever! i love it!food and mr depp..how hott! 😛

I think I would prefer my Johnny with a glass of shiraz and maybe a cigar. He seems more the vice type than the food type... for me anyways. 😉

that works too!!! 🙂johnny goes with anything for me 😛

Banned for good or for a few days?

Banned for good.

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Originally posted by katelovespirate
I think I would prefer my Johnny with a glass of shiraz and maybe a cigar. He seems more the vice type than the food type... for me anyways. 😉

Ah, now that'll put your foots up won't it? I can so see that little scenario, Miz KateLoves, get that blasted self-satisfied smirk off your sweet face!! That'd be about 7 deep pleased sighs per hour, with a couple handfuls of um-um-ummmmmmmsssss thrown in for good measure. cheers

Would he be sunflower seeds or almonds in the shell--oh, gawd--hot buttered lightly salted toasted pecans, droolYESSSSS?

You know my given bent for smells--gardinas or magnolias? I know he'd be catnip to me or bay leaves, oregano!!

Apple butterdrool!! Made with granny smithfruits_apple apples so he would be so lightly tart and creamy. Slathered in apple butter...delightful word is it not. slathered? 😱

Johnny Depp + noodles...

somehow, that sounds sooo hott... *sigh*

Yes, indeedy--I extole the vir-tues of noodles ala Depp, Depp noodles au gratin, Depp Alfredo, just noodles, garlic and BUTTER, with a little of the hot (red) rooster sauce!! So perfect, Miz Jaeh!! Slurpy buttery Deppness. Man, you can tell that the temperature is starting to approach my comfort zone--I just want to eat up everything in sight.

Johnny and noodles together....im getting dirty, orbit-needed thoughts...:-) so tasty...

lol, zdil - gah! I am sooo still calling you ibd- your sig is sooo orbit thread material.. 😛

yum.. noodles... ooooh... like... noodle soup... dripping.. noodles everywhere...

lol, I am soooo dirty xP

lol i dont care, you can call me ibd. everyone else does. i atually prefer that name. i kinda wish i hadn't changed. but oh well...yeah very orbit! it would have been a lot more intricate, but i dont have photoshop on my comp right now