Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know you like I know my own buttocks, Bardock42. Ho ho, yes. And to properly answer your question, and put your troubled mind at ease, I shall procure from my trouser pocket, this.....*pulls out maglite*. Worry not, my old friend, hugging you in a merely platonic and manly way does not cause me to achieve an erection, or, even semi erection. I can understand your potential angst though, Bardock42.
You greatly eased my troubled mind with your presentation, ~Da Moose~. It is not homophobia, I assure you, my friend, ~Da Moose~. I just don't agree with the homosexual lifestyle and think it would be better if they were somehow...done with. I am sure you understand my feelings on the topic, ~Da Moose~.