Sex Party

Started by ~Da Moose~932 pages
Originally posted by Syren
Bardock42, ~Da Moose~, I demand you create a thread of your own to share. Imagine the hilarity!!

Hello Syren. While Bardock42 and I have discussed this possibility, he has been somewhat resistant to make a commitment. I have opined to Bardock42 that perhaps he would like to make a thread that would let him have some creative control, but, sadly, he is afraid that people will not like him.

My name is Jan Jaap Belderok. ermm

Home From School, Still Failing Math.

How Swell 😱

- Listening Sto Stephen Lynchh -

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Home From School, Still Failing Math.

How Swell 😱

- Listening Sto Stephen Lynchh -

Failing my Theatre class 😱

Failing Life 😱

But seriously my life is stuck in a rut right now. disgust

😱

Originally posted by Röland
Failing Life 😱

But seriously my life is stuck in a rut right now. disgust

Aww petpet

I feel like dancing.

_dancers_

I.

Love You.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I feel like dancing.

Wake up in the morning with a head like 'what ya done?'
This used to be the life but I don't need another one.
Good luck cuttin' nothin', carrying on, you wear them gowns.
So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down?

So I play along when I hear that favourite song
I'm gonna be the one who gets it right.
You better know when you're swingin' round the room
Look's like magic's solely yours tonight

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

Cities come and cities go just like the old empires
When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile.
You got so many colours make a blind man so confused.
Then why can't I keep up when you're the only thing I lose?

So I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend
And I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine.
Just please understand, when I see you clap your hands
If you stick around I'm sure that you'll be fine.

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

You can't make me dance around
But your two-step makes my chest pound.
Just lay me down as you blow it away into the shimmer light.

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

mistdance

Originally posted by Mišt
Wake up in the morning with a head like 'what ya done?'
This used to be the life but I don't need another one.
Good luck cuttin' nothin', carrying on, you wear them gowns.
So how come I feel so lonely when you're up getting down?

So I play along when I hear that favourite song
I'm gonna be the one who gets it right.
You better know when you're swingin' round the room
Look's like magic's solely yours tonight

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

Cities come and cities go just like the old empires
When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile.
You got so many colours make a blind man so confused.
Then why can't I keep up when you're the only thing I lose?

So I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend
And I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine.
Just please understand, when I see you clap your hands
If you stick around I'm sure that you'll be fine.

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

You can't make me dance around
But your two-step makes my chest pound.
Just lay me down as you blow it away into the shimmer light.

But I don't feel like dancin'
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway
But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.

Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you break down when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Rather be home with no one when I can't get down with you

mistdance

Kiss me Sly Fox.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I.

Love You.

blushing

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Kiss me Sly Fox.

Oh you're so filthy
And I am gorgeous

When you're walkin' down the street
And a man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow
and you know some ***** gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

When you're runnin' from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your shit together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't no one gonna listen
If you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (gorgeous)
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

Cuz you're filthy (so filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (oooh gorgeous)
Cuz you're filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous (oooh you're so gorgeous)
You're disgusting (oh yeah, right there)
And you're nasty (you make me feel so nasty)
You can grab me (grab it)
Oooh cause you're nasty

every day and every night the people they say to me,
'miss ana thank you for the beautiful work that you be doing for our people, because everytime you get out of your corvette stingray in your white pumps and your pink acid wash jeans with the matching pink rabbit fur coat... we say miss thang you got it going on you is gorgeous.'
and i say,
'i am so proud to serve you people, because i know that with my looks i can achieve anything in this world yes ive got that revlon contract, and oh yes i'll take that record contract too because you know what im gorgeous and my job with my gorgeousness is to serve the people serve and i serve some more yes thank you ladies and gentlemen for letting me do my beautiful work in beautifying this beautiful world that is already already so pretty.'
(repeat and fade)
(giggle)

<i>New York City ladies are blessed with the best dressed chest.
Don't miss that quest for the best set.
Confess, are they siliconeless?

Sally walks the street, gotta meet with the freak for the street heat.
Skip a beat till the next week.
Let's freak, freak, 'tween the silk sheets.</i>

(repeat and fade) (giggle)

filthy (fithy)
ooh gorgeous (gorgeous)
filthy filthy filthy
gorgeous gorgeous gorgeuous
oh im so gorgeous
oh yeah your filthy (filthy)

Cuz you're filthy
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous
Cuz you're filthy
Oooh, and I'm gorgeous
You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh cuz you're nasty

nahuh

weep

Originally posted by Nerdanel
I was given it 9pm last night.

I didnt see Fj's until about midnight.

But i like it ans it's going to stay

i've had mine up every since the day after thanksgiving. and its a widely known fact that i'm the only member here that's been sporting this certain model in my sigs for some time now (over a year really) and in the past you've repeatedly asked me for the name of the model, which of course i've refused because i wanted to keep my originality. if it wasn't for me you wouldn't even know who she is... or would even have her on your sig right now. and coincidently enough i had piggle make an xmas sig for me last year. i'm sure you remembered it when you were making your sig.

🙄

Originally posted by silver_tears
Lets not fight people, she's the least attractive Angel anyways doped

that...hurt. cry

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Because you're a manipulative liar? hmm Or maybe just because it's amusing...not sure.

that just made me feel better. 😊

hmm

wanker

FReaken sweet its a sexy party but i see i'm not invited so i will be going ,good day.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
hmm

wanker

what? she deserves to be put in her place.

i'm not really this mean. 😛

Who cares, its just a signahuh