Originally posted by RölandI was just at a Jim Gaffigan show tonight 😱
It just reminded me of a Dane Cook quote."Dude you remember that chick I picked up at the bar? Yeah, she came home with me last night. SMELL MY EYES, SMELL MY EYES! I'll tell you all about it." crylaugh
I MET HIM. AND GOT AN AUTOGRAPH 😱
Originally posted by Röland
It just reminded me of a Dane Cook quote."Dude you remember that chick I picked up at the bar? Yeah, she came home with me last night. SMELL MY EYES, SMELL MY EYES! I'll tell you all about it." crylaugh
"If I ever get really rich, I'm just gonna open a bar, it's gonna be called HEAD. And if you come there, you know what the ****'s up. It'll just be like 150 guys. "Where are the ****ing chicks, dude? Why aren't they coming out to HEAD?" "Because they're down the street at T.G.I.Lick My Pussy. That's why. We gotta come up with some better Apps." crylaugh
Originally posted by a1hsauce
😄...hows the ladies?
I haven't seen many of the ladies. They come and go now. 😛
Originally posted by Leo.M😬 business is slow huh?
crylaugh"If I ever get really rich, I'm just gonna open a bar, it's gonna be called HEAD. And if you come there, you know what the ****'s up. It'll just be like 150 guys. "Where are the ****ing chicks, dude? Why aren't they coming out to HEAD?" "Because they're down the street at T.G.I.Lick My Pussy. That's why. We gotta come up with some better Apps." crylaugh
I haven't seen many of the ladies. They come and go now. 😛
Originally posted by Nazlol...isnt it past your bed time? 😛...im alright
pretty swell, i have to be at school 6 hours, but oh wellz 🙂 how's you?
Originally posted by Leo.M
crylaugh"If I ever get really rich, I'm just gonna open a bar, it's gonna be called HEAD. And if you come there, you know what the ****'s up. It'll just be like 150 guys. "Where are the ****ing chicks, dude? Why aren't they coming out to HEAD?" "Because they're down the street at T.G.I.Lick My Pussy. That's why. We gotta come up with some better Apps." crylaugh
crylaugh
"We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing. It was yellow, you layed it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water, run across. Slip n' Slide. Yeah. Would of been fun if dad checked for rocks before he layed it down! Slip n' Bleed from the aaaaanus they shoulda called this ride."