The Comic ChitChat Game

Pick KMC and Comic people to engage in conversation with.
Il start one.

Jean: Seriously kid, im gona shut your mind down if you dont back up, away from me.

Grimm22: Ha!!! I told you she was a stuck up b*tch!

GS: No you cant treat me like this!!!!! Do you know how many pheonix haters ive defended you against DO YOU!!????

GS drops to the floor and has sezuire.

Jean: "looks to Grimm" Howbout you?

Grimm22: We're good, eh wheres the Baxter Building?

Jean: He went to France fanboy

Grimm22: Damn writters, arent you supposta be dead?

Grimm22 also drops to the floor and has a seziure.

😐 .... bolt

phoenix

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Wonder Woman - Hello, Howard

Me: You're an ugly golem. Black curly hair went out in the 70's along with donna summer. Also, please make up your mind if you're gonna bang Superman or Batman. People are getting annoyed.

Wonder Woman - How dare you! I am an amazonian princess!

Me: Good for you. I'm from Chicago. I've got Ditka. Whadda you got?

Wonder Woman - I am one of the strongest warriors on the earth!

Me: Ditka whoops your ass. I'd like to see you coach the Chicago Bears to victory without taking your top off.

Wonder Woman - How dare you demean womanhood like that.

Me: Wonder Woman, I'd like to introduce you to Mark Millar. He's taking over you series, and is going to make you a lesbian drug addict. Have fun.

*2 months later, Wonder Woman sales actually don't suck*

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Wonder Woman - Hello, Howard

Me: You're an ugly golem. Black curly hair went out in the 70's along with donna summer. Also, please make up your mind if you're gonna bang Superman or Batman. People are getting annoyed.

Wonder Woman - How dare you! I am an amazonian princess!

Me: Good for you. I'm from Chicago. I've got Ditka. Whadda you got?

Wonder Woman - I am one of the strongest warriors on the earth!

Me: Ditka whoops your ass. I'd like to see you coach the Chicago Bears to victory without taking your top off.

Wonder Woman - How dare you demean womanhood like that.

Me: Wonder Woman, I'd like to introduce you to Mark Millar. He's taking over you series, and is going to make you a lesbian drug addict. Have fun.

*2 months later, Wonder Woman sales actually don't suck*

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dont get it ? 🤨

Originally posted by invisiblewoman
dont get it ? 🤨

2 things are potent in Millar's writing. Homosexuality to turn heads, and drug addiciton.

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
Me: You're an ugly golem. Black curly hair went out in the 70's along with donna summer.

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I request someone does KingMungi/AlphaFlight please!!!

Alright

Alpha Flight: Hello

King Mungi: *GASP!*

King Mungi falls over with a heart attack.

okay now i get how it works ! i'll have to think one up!

Wolverine: I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is

Me: Have heroes job out to you to improve your sales?

Wolverine: What did you say, runt?

Me: Runt? I'm six feet tall. I'd have to buy a barstool for you to be my size.

Wolverine: I've gone toe to toe with the Hulk!

Me: How was that grazing punch, anyway?

Wolverine: You gonna keep talking that way?

Me: Yep. The Silver Surfer is powered by the Power Cosmic. You, on the other hand, are powered by the Power Fanboy.

Wolverine: That's it bub. *snikt*

Me: O RLY? *picks up eraser and erases his claws*
What now you stumpy little dwarf?

Wolverine: I could really use a beer.

Me: You could probably use a good writing staff as well, for the first time in your career.

*Meeting Batman*

Me: Oh, hi Bruce.
Batman: Whatdidyacallme?
Me: Your secret is safe with me, oh how's Robin. Have you given him anything deadly lately?
Batman: .........
Me: How were you able to knock the wind out from Hulk anyways?
Batman: Hulk? Eh..
Me: You know, the big green guy. The one who screams "Hulk Smash"
Batman: no, doesn't ring a bell. When did this happen?
Me: During a DC Marvel Crossover.
Batman: I was I'll during that day. I propably got something from robin the day bef.. Krhm, nothing. Though Superman did mention something about whooping a salad face. You see he usually wears the batsuit. It looks lot better on him than it does me. And This is the secret behind the ultimate weapon.. Batkick.
Me: hah! I knew it! Well, I'm off to bang catwoman. See ya bats

Me: Sup Spidey?

Pete: Not much

Me: You know, you do realize that if you wanted, you could never get hit by anything without a ridiculous spread, right? Wolverine, for example, should never touch you.

Parker: What?! That's ridiculous. Wolverine is just as fast as I am.

Me: *sigh* Hey Quesada?

Joey Q: Sup?

Me: Turn off his spider-sense for a while, would you? You guys seem to love doing that anyway.

JQ: Sure thing.

*Digi beats the holy hell out of Spider-Man in frustration*

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Me: Sup Spidey?

Pete: Not much

Me: You know, you do realize that if you wanted, you could never get hit by anything without a ridiculous spread, right? Wolverine, for example, should never touch you.

Parker: What?! That's ridiculous. Wolverine is just as fast as I am.

Me: *sigh* Hey Quesada?

Joey Q: Sup?

Me: Turn off his spider-sense for a while, would you? You guys seem to love doing that anyway.

JQ: Sure thing.

*Digi beats the holy hell out of Spider-Man in frustration*

I've got another.

Me: Well, hello Logan. Nice to see you again.

Logan: Who is that, and what do you have in your hand?

Me: Oh, this? This is the chainsaw assault rifle from Gears of War, and this is Leech. You know, the mutant that nullifies powers.

Logan: Your point?

Me: Well, I just got done reading house of M, and you remember what you said about putting Wanda down? You and that **** Emma Frost?

Logan: I don't regret a word I said.

Me: Oh re-he-he-heally? There's someone else I wanted to introduce you to. This is Magneto.

Magneto: Hello, Logan.

Me: Magneto, rip him. Leech, hump his leg.

*Thirty minutes later*

Logan: What the hell?! Why did you do this?

Me: 😄

*cocks rifle*

Me: *SMACK!* That's for bad years of comic writing!
*BANG*

Wolverine: Ow! God, my leg!

Me: That's for suggesting to kill off a character from my favorite comics team
*revs chainsaw*

Wolverine: Aw crap.

Me: AND THIS IS FOR THE FANBOYS THAT I'VE HAD TO ENDURE BECAUSE OF YOU!

*cuts Wolverine in half*

Me: Oh, and by the way, Enemy of the State is the biggest piece of trash this side of Heroes Reborn. Say hello to Adolf Hitler for me.

Originally posted by Howard_Jones
I've got another.

Me: Well, hello Logan. Nice to see you again.

Logan: Who is that, and what do you have in your hand?

Me: Oh, this? This is the chainsaw assault rifle from Gears of War, and this is Leech. You know, the mutant that nullifies powers.

Logan: Your point?

Me: Well, I just got done reading house of M, and you remember what you said about putting Wanda down? You and that **** Emma Frost?

Logan: I don't regret a word I said.

Me: Oh re-he-he-heally? There's someone else I wanted to introduce you to. This is Magneto.

Magneto: Hello, Logan.

Me: Magneto, rip him. Leech, hump his leg.

*Thirty minutes later*

Logan: What the hell?! Why did you do this?

Me: 😄

*cocks rifle*

Me: *SMACK!* That's for bad years of comic writing!
*BANG*

Wolverine: Ow! God, my leg!

Me: That's for suggesting to kill off a character from my favorite comics team
*revs chainsaw*

Wolverine: Aw crap.

Me: AND THIS IS FOR THE FANBOYS THAT I'VE HAD TO ENDURE BECAUSE OF YOU!

*cuts Wolverine in half*

Me: Oh, and by the way, Enemy of the State is the biggest piece of trash this side of Heroes Reborn. Say hello to Adolf Hitler for me.

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Up. This has a lot of potential.

With Sentry

Me: So Sentry what's with this "million exploding suns" thing?

S: Well you see, I DO have the power of a million exploding suns...

Me: Why don't you ever use it? I mean sure you handed IM his ass, but who hasn't?

S: But, but, I have the....

Me: Yes, yes, i've heard it before....million suns, blah blah...you also have the mental problems of quite a few patients! When are you ever going to SHOW that power? i mean, couldn't you do better then to punk WOLVERINE? jesus man...that was an anti-feat for you!

S: 😐

*throws me into the sun*

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
With Sentry

Me: So Sentry what's with this "million exploding suns" thing?

S: Well you see, I DO have the power of a million exploding suns...

Me: Why don't you ever use it? I mean sure you handed IM his ass, but who hasn't?

S: But, but, I have the....

Me: Yes, yes, i've heard it before....million suns, blah blah...you also have the mental problems of quite a few patients! When are you ever going to SHOW that power? i mean, couldn't you do better then to punk WOLVERINE? jesus man...that was an anti-feat for you!

S: 😐

*throws me into the sun*

I know how Sentry feels ... I could do with you being thrown into the sun right now as well.

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