Originally posted by Howard_Jones
I've got another.Me: Well, hello Logan. Nice to see you again.
Logan: Who is that, and what do you have in your hand?
Me: Oh, this? This is the chainsaw assault rifle from Gears of War, and this is Leech. You know, the mutant that nullifies powers.
Logan: Your point?
Me: Well, I just got done reading house of M, and you remember what you said about putting Wanda down? You and that **** Emma Frost?
Logan: I don't regret a word I said.
Me: Oh re-he-he-heally? There's someone else I wanted to introduce you to. This is Magneto.
Magneto: Hello, Logan.
Me: Magneto, rip him. Leech, hump his leg.
*Thirty minutes later*
Logan: What the hell?! Why did you do this?
Me: 😄
*cocks rifle*
Me: *SMACK!* That's for bad years of comic writing!
*BANG*Wolverine: Ow! God, my leg!
Me: That's for suggesting to kill off a character from my favorite comics team
*revs chainsaw*Wolverine: Aw crap.
Me: AND THIS IS FOR THE FANBOYS THAT I'VE HAD TO ENDURE BECAUSE OF YOU!
*cuts Wolverine in half*
Me: Oh, and by the way, Enemy of the State is the biggest piece of trash this side of Heroes Reborn. Say hello to Adolf Hitler for me.
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