How do we get rid of our moms boyfriend?

Originally posted by dirkdirden
I made an incorrect assumption. Your mom seems to pick up really bad guys, so I assumed your dad was a really bad guy.

Go stay with him and your problem is over.

and for a special christmas present for him get epicac and ex lax giving out both on the same day of christmas, you'll never see him the entire day.

Originally posted by hopefulness
I'm thinking of doing that after my sister moves out because it's not fair to leave her here to clean up after them.

Wait wait wait your sister is married but lives at home.....how the hell does that work. I'm going to guess that she got married because she got pregnant...just a guess though.

Originally posted by Slay
Tell her he tried to rape you.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Wait wait wait your sister is married but lives at home.....how the hell does that work. I'm going to guess that she got married because she got pregnant...just a guess though.

Originally posted by Soleran
and for a special christmas present for him get epicac and ex lax giving out both on the same day of christmas, you'll never see him the entire day.

Originally posted by hopefulness
She moved back home because she's going to have surgery and couldn't afford rent or something.

That kinda makes since but you really should worry about yourself before you worry about your older sister.

Back to comical solutions. You could pull a tyler durden and kick your own ass and say he did it. You'll have to do a real bang up job to make it believable maybe use a hammer or small bat to bash your face in.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
That kinda makes since but you really should worry about yourself before you worry about your older sister.

Back to comical solutions. You could pull a tyler durden and kick your own ass and say he did it. You'll have to do a real bang up job to make it believable maybe use a hammer or small bat to bash your face in.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
That kinda makes since but you really should worry about yourself before you worry about your older sister.

Back to comical solutions. You could pull a tyler durden and kick your own ass and say he did it. You'll have to do a real bang up job to make it believable maybe use a hammer or small bat to bash your face in.

Stick an anchovie in his hair, and he will smell so bad that your mom will just HAVE to leave him.

Next time he's taking a bath, throw the toaster into the bathtub so that he gets soggy toast.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
That kinda makes since but you really should worry about yourself before you worry about your older sister.

Back to comical solutions. You could pull a tyler durden and kick your own ass and say he did it. You'll have to do a real bang up job to make it believable maybe use a hammer or small bat to bash your face in.

yeah she should not worry about me i can take care of my self or my husband will and he can. could even take care of him if i tell him to. and no i was not pregnant when i moved out my moms a b#### and tryed to hit me and was hitting on my boyfriend at the time and thats why i left.

Originally posted by hopefulness
yeah she should not worry about me i can take care of my self or my husband will and he can. could even take care of him if i tell him to. and no i was not pregnant when i moved out my moms a b#### and tryed to hit me and was hitting on my boyfriend at the time and thats why i left.

I think I hear a banjo playing in the background.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Just tell her to stop setting bad examples for you. If she doesn’t stop come home with a middle aged desperate man of your own and see how she likes it.

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I second that.

Also, without knowing another side to this, it sounds to me as though you're jealous that you have to 'share' your mum. But she's more than just your mother, she's a woman as well 😬

My mom's bf is so annoying and lazy but he has to have the right of calling my lazy all he ever does is sit on his fat butt all day and tell me to make him food.My mom is Already Cheating on him with someone else I know because she told me plus She want's to break up with him.She said in there next argument she will break up with him but I don't believe her because Every time they argue all he does is act like he is moving out but he is coming right back and then they get right back together.And my pass 2 years has been Horrible. 😠 😒

Time to move.

Originally posted by Mimi_111
My mom's bf is so annoying...

Really. Really? Really.

This is your first post, no intro just a rant.

Marvelous first impression... for a bot.

Some ppl just dive right in.

And Bump 11 year old threads.

😇

I might give this one the benefit of the doubt, maybe this thread resonated with them, ok I can dig it.

But if this is a bot... they're getting weirder.

Yeah they are!

I do like seeing all the old sigs from back in the day, though. History, baby.