Awe Spoilers

Started by Mistypirate39 pages

I do 100% 😉

I'm telling you, what is the reason of having a kid in AWE. They have him covered.

Flashback--no way.

I know they are keeping that boy a secret. They don't even let him talk. If the rumors about Liz forcing Jack to stay in the pearl with a sword, among other rumors, were proven false--INCLUDING--the rumor about Ana Maria showing up at the end--then I refuse to believe this kid is going to be used as a flashback of Jack's childhood.

And if you people havent noticed, Jack is still wearing those fertilities symbols around his belt.

they've called him a "younger version of Jack Sparrow" because thats true.

but the "flashback" part is pure BS IMO

"A younger version of Jack Sparrow" isn't implying to me that it's a flashback of Jack.

A tiny bit of subject but, most of my family say that I'm the younger version of my dad. Meaning that I was like him when he was a kid.

So to me, IMO, "the younger version of Jack Sparrow" is implying little Jack jr.

^^I hope that doesn't sound confusing or silly lol.

^^ NOPE MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!!

I Agree 100% Jacks!!!

Seeing all the hints from the script and putting everything that we know together, I must say that I am 110% sure that Liz will have Jack's baby. I must say that I am very proud of you girls. That was an awesome detective work. Good find.
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JACK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF LIZ'S KID.
*passes cigars all around*

lol reminds me of that talk show Maury

When they do the paternity tests lol

^^ FeeLs Like Everyone was waiting for a PATERNITY TEST on the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW....LMAO!!! WOOP EVERYBODY DUCK HERE COMES WILL KICKIN AND SCREAMIN!!

Will: LIZ U HooDRaT....How Can U Have That RoTTen PiRates BabY!!!

Jack: HeY DoNT TaLk AboUt My BabY MamA...ThaT Way!!!

Liz: YA!!! AND WILL JUST LooK At JACK He's HOTT!!! HoW CoULd I NOT!!!!

Jack and Liz Start Making Out!! WiLL starts Crying and Goes and Carves His HearT OuT ANd Becomes the nexT CAPTAIN of the FLYING DUTCHMAN!!! LOL!!

LOL..OK NOW I FeeL Stupid for My PosT^^ MINA BEAT ME TO IT!!!

I GUESS 2 GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!!! LOL!!

Yes that's why I did it. I thought it would be funny to use Maury Povich's lines. 😂

Originally posted by PirateDiva
^^ FeeLs Like Everyone was waiting for a PATERNITY TEST on the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW....LMAO!!! WOOP EVERYBODY DUCK HERE COMES WILL KICKIN AND SCREAMIN!!

Will: LIZ U HooDRaT....How Can U Have That RoTTen PiRates BabY!!!

Jack: HeY DoNT TaLk AboUt My BabY MamA...ThaT Way!!!

Liz: YA!!! AND WILL JUST LooK At JACK He's HOTT!!! HoW CoULd I NOT!!!!

Jack and Liz Start Making Out!! WiLL starts Crying and Goes and Carves His HearT OuT ANd Becomes the nexT CAPTAIN of the FLYING DUTCHMAN!!! LOL!!

LMAO 😂

lol!

*Jack is going to be a daddy* *Jack is going to be a daddy*
Now who's yo baby's daddy? 😱

JOHNNY!!!!!!!😱 well at least mine!!

Jack is Gonna be a Papi, a dadda, a da, a Father, a pops!!
DADDY DADDY DADDY!!!

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Jack is going to be a daddy 😱 💃 💃

W0o0o0o00o0 Best Spoiler of them all!!

Now everyone is not going to believe me. LMAO
Like the boy who cried wolf 😂 But I swear I am telling the truth.
Jack is going to be baby's daddy. 😱 😱

Originally posted by PirateDiva
^^ FeeLs Like Everyone was waiting for a PATERNITY TEST on the JERRY SPRINGER SHOW....LMAO!!! WOOP EVERYBODY DUCK HERE COMES WILL KICKIN AND SCREAMIN!!

Will: LIZ U HooDRaT....How Can U Have That RoTTen PiRates BabY!!!

Jack: HeY DoNT TaLk AboUt My BabY MamA...ThaT Way!!!

Liz: YA!!! AND WILL JUST LooK At JACK He's HOTT!!! HoW CoULd I NOT!!!!

Jack and Liz Start Making Out!! WiLL starts Crying and Goes and Carves His HearT OuT ANd Becomes the nexT CAPTAIN of the FLYING DUTCHMAN!!! LOL!!

LMAO

Will: She was sleeping with me, dog.

Jack: ***** Whatcha talking about. You're a ****ing eunich.

Maury: Lets all calm down. You're both acting like children.

Audience: WHOOOO!! *claps*

Maury: Now, Lizzie. How you know that's Jack's child.

Lizzie: You wanna know how I know!? Awright, here. *Goes up to the screen of the baby*

Audience: AWWWEEE!!

Lizzie: Look 'em eyes, nose, cheeks! This is my man's baby, ain't no ****ing way it's the eunich's child. Nu uh!! Whatcha all think?!

Audience: YEAHH!! WHOOO!!

Will: We slept together, baby.

Lizzie: You must've slept with yer daddy!

Audience: OOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! *CLAPS* *CENSOR*

Jack: I believe in my woman and I'm sure this child is mah child, yo.

Maury: If it's true, would you be in this child's life.

Jack: Hell yeah, bro! Yeah I'm gonna be in my child's life, yo! Shit yeah!

Audience: WOOOOO!!!!!

Lizzie: That's right!! *kisses Jack*

Maury: Alright here are the results.

Audience: WOOOOO!!! *stomp feet*

Maury: When it comes to 5 month old [insert baby's name here lol] Will...you are NOT the father!!

Audience: OOOHHH!!!!!!!!

Will: *runs to the back of the stage into the blue room* You hoe!!! *cries* He is supposed to be mah child!! *Cries* You hoe you hoe you hoe!!

Maury: When it comes to 5 month old [insert baby's name here lol] Jack...you ARE the father.

Jack: *jumps up and down* YEAH!! OH YEAH!! ***** THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! THAT'S MAH BOY!

Lizzie: Yeah, that's yer boy, baby!! *kisses Jack*

Jack: *runs back stage* I told yah!! That child is mine!! He's ****ing mine!!

Will: Leave me alone!!! *cries*

Lizzie: You put yourself into this mess, dog!

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Maury: Coming up next, a voodoo mistress who has suffered from her teeth.

Tia: *cries* I just can't face people no more *sniff* I curse them into a eternal damnation whenever they talk about mah teeth. *cries* It's hard!!

"Help me, Maury! Help my rotten teeth!"

LMFAO LMAO LOL ROFL OMG MINA THAT WAS HILARIOUS, I'M HERE WITH TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEK. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. OMFG. THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL. IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENS I WOULD ****ING DIE LAUGHING. THAT WOULD BE PRICELESS 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂