Awe Spoilers

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
LMAO

Will: She was sleeping with me, dog.

Jack: ***** Whatcha talking about. You're a ****ing eunich.

Maury: Lets all calm down. You're both acting like children.

Audience: WHOOOO!! *claps*

Maury: Now, Lizzie. How you know that's Jack's child.

Lizzie: You wanna know how I know!? Awright, here. *Goes up to the screen of the baby*

Audience: AWWWEEE!!

Lizzie: Look 'em eyes, nose, cheeks! This is my man's baby, ain't no ****ing way it's the eunich's child. Nu uh!! Whatcha all think?!

Audience: YEAHH!! WHOOO!!

Will: We slept together, baby.

Lizzie: You must've slept with yer daddy!

Audience: OOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! *CLAPS* *CENSOR*

Jack: I believe in my woman and I'm sure this child is mah child, yo.

Maury: If it's true, would you be in this child's life.

Jack: Hell yeah, bro! Yeah I'm gonna be in my child's life, yo! Shit yeah!

Audience: WOOOOO!!!!!

Lizzie: That's right!! *kisses Jack*

Maury: Alright here are the results.

Audience: WOOOOO!!! *stomp feet*

Maury: When it comes to 5 month old [insert baby's name here lol] Will...you are NOT the father!!

Audience: OOOHHH!!!!!!!!

Will: *runs to the back of the stage into the blue room* You hoe!!! *cries* He is supposed to be mah child!! *Cries* You hoe you hoe you hoe!!

Maury: When it comes to 5 month old [insert baby's name here lol] Jack...you ARE the father.

Jack: *jumps up and down* YEAH!! OH YEAH!! ***** THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! THAT'S MAH BOY!

Lizzie: Yeah, that's yer boy, baby!! *kisses Jack*

Jack: *runs back stage* I told yah!! That child is mine!! He's ****ing mine!!

Will: Leave me alone!!! *cries*

Lizzie: You put yourself into this mess, dog!

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Maury: Coming up next, a voodoo mistress who has suffered from her teeth.

Tia: *cries* I just can't face people no more *sniff* I curse them into a eternal damnation whenever they talk about mah teeth. *cries* It's hard!!

"Help me, Maury! Help my rotten teeth!"

LMAO!!!!!!😆 LMAFAO!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

LOL its not an official spoiler 😛

Nope 😛

And I'm glad everyone enjoyed my littel rp lmao.

I still smell BS about that kid being used as a flashback 😄

LOL But we made it official. 😄 Who's yo baby's daddy?

I think I have to get to the Maury show for that 😛 loool

Originally posted by Mistypirate
LOL But we made it official. 😄 Who's yo baby's daddy?

Seriously thats like ur New SayInG!!!! LOL!! I Love It!!!

Originally posted by PirateDiva
Seriously thats like ur New SayInG!!!! LOL!! I Love It!!!

Yes I love it I think I would do a new banner. You have given me an idea. 😉

LOL you guys make me giggle..

W0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o Glad i could be of service..lol!

Fart monkeys!! I made a Geoffrey Rush siggy and I didn't save it properly!

Anyways lol

I just hope people don't think that Jack sees Liz as a baby machine maker. You know how people are.

Ya He LOVES HER GET THAT RIGHT PPL!!!!

Ooh, see, here's the deal, I think....

You know the thing Jack has been loathe to claim? It's his kid. 😄 It's not Lizzie's baby, it's a baby from someone else. Jack doesn't know if he wants to be a dad (and hubby?), or if he wants to be free, or if he wants to be with Liz. Or possibly Will...or maybe Norrington. 😄

But the kid is already born before the movie comes out. Nice try though. 😄

I mean, come on...this is Disney. 😄

But the kid is already born before the movie comes out. Nice try though. 😄

^^ It's my pet theory, since I don't buy the whole "Liz has sex with Jack, then marries Will and has Jack's illegitimate child"...this isn't a Harlequin romance novel, it's Disney.

If Jack has a child, he will either be married to Liz legit (unlikely, IMO), or he has a child somewhere by another woman. I would be highly amused to discover that he's actually married, but that his woman ran off with some other guy. Irony. 😄

Oh, that would be ironic..

Originally posted by Surreal_44
^^ It's my pet theory, since I don't buy the whole "Liz has sex with Jack, then marries Will and has Jack's illegitimate child"...this isn't a Harlequin romance novel, it's Disney.

If Jack has a child, he will either be married to Liz legit (unlikely, IMO), or he has a child somewhere by another woman. I would be highly amused to discover that he's actually married, but that his woman ran off with some other guy. Irony. 😄

OMG not in God's green earth. that would hurt my eyes. Liz sleeping with Jack and marrying Will. That would be so repulsive. This is a Disney movie. That would never cross my mind.

New Pic of Dominic Scott Kay. He is adorable.

awwwww he is🙂

he reminds me of keira a little 😐

He reminds of Will. Yep I think its Will's

OMG He is toooo cute!!!

*grabs Dominic by the shoulders and shakes him* TELL ME WHAT YOUR ROLE IN AWE IS.....NOW!!!!!!!!