KMC Discrimination

Started by SpunkySmurph13 pages

KMC Discrimination

Ok... I've finally had enough.

During my time spent on KMC, it's become blatantly clear to me that there is an abundance of discrimination.

Not racial, age or sexist discrimination. It's actually cultural, and apparently geographical.

Everybody on here seems to have a grudge... against Canada.

Apparently we get a bad name from the two Canadian-based themes around here.

First, is, obviously, Wolverine. For some reason he's always refferred to as a 'five foot two hairy canadian'. The 'Canadian' is always added in. As if it adds to his least of bestial perverseness. Couldnt you people come up with a better adjective then 'Canadian'? Like, 'walking plot device', 'human cutlery' or even 'mutant' (Though I don't like the last one as much as mine)

Secondly, theres Alpha Flight. The main problem with these people is that they're known for the fact that know one knows about them. Except for Mungi. Who, despite his valiant efforts, hasn't even gotten a person to remember most of the names of the actual people in it.

Is that it? Or is there something more personal that you all harbor against my country? Did we win the 'Coldest Piece of Inhabited Land' award, and you were runner up?

canadian We have plenty to offer. You're all just jealous.

Canada, and it's amazingly powerful superheros trump the majority of the small-time heroes out there.

Respect Canada!

No

Re: KMC Discrimination

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
First, is, obviously, Wolverine. For some reason he's always refferred to as a 'five foot two hairy canadian'. The 'Canadian' is always added in. As if it adds to his least of bestial perverseness. Couldnt you people come up with a better adjective then 'Canadian'? Like, 'walking plot device', 'human cutlery' or even 'mutant' (Though I don't like the last one as much as mine)
I know, it's just like when people on the news add, "an African American..." or, "An Asian...".

How can anyone hate Canada? They're so nice.

They don't even lock their friggin' doors!

It's a well known fact that Canadian is a legal disability.

Originally posted by long pig
How can anyone hate Canada? They're so nice.

They don't even lock their friggin' doors!

I see that you've seen Bowling for Columbine

Originally posted by bigbran
I know, it's just like when people on the news add, "an African American..." or, "An Asian...".

glare I can't tell whether youre agreeing with me or making fun of me.

Knowing you though...

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I see that you've seen Bowling for Columbine

glare I can't tell whether youre agreeing with me or making fun of me.

Knowing you though...

Knowing me, knowing you. Aha. There is nothing we can do.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
No
Well, I respect retards, so I won't say anything mean to you.

But, how can you hate a whole country? Has the whole place killed your dog, and raped your family or something?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I see that you've seen Bowling for Columbine

glare I can't tell whether youre agreeing with me or making fun of me.

Knowing you though...


I could take over that whole country with a pocket knife. I love the place, though. I spend at least a month out of the year there when I go fishing.

Awesome place, no b.sing.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I see that you've seen Bowling for Columbine

glare I can't tell whether youre agreeing with me or making fun of me.

Knowing you though...

Umm... I'm from Canada...

Now, mexico. That place ****ing sucks.

Originally posted by long pig
I could take over that whole country with a pocket knife. I love the place, though. I spend at least a month out of the year there when I go fishing.

Awesome place, no b.sing.

They own a lot of guns though. They're just not as prone to killing each other with them.

Originally posted by bigbran
Umm... I'm from Canada...

Now, now, don't make the Smurph look stupid just because he doesn't pay attention.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
They own a lot of guns though. They're just not as prone to killing each other with them.

Exactly. What a bunch of poofs.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Now, now, don't make the Smurph look stupid just because he doesn't pay attention.
Anyway...

Canada

Originally posted by long pig
Exactly. What a bunch of poofs.
Poofs with guns! Sounds like a comic in the making.

Originally posted by Accel
Canada

Ha, we would take Turkey with ease 😎

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Poofs with guns! Sounds like a comic in the making.

More like a sitcom.

Originally posted by long pig
I could take over that whole country with a pocket knife. I love the place, though. I spend at least a month out of the year there when I go fishing.

Awesome place, no b.sing.

See?

More disrespect!!!

You would need at least two pocket knives. disgust