KMC Discrimination

Started by long pig13 pages

The whole country needs to see a dentist, though. Free healthcare be damned.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
It's a well known fact that Canadian is a legal disability.

Would you make fun of a superhero called Wheelchair-Man?

Wait... don't answer that 😐

Originally posted by long pig
The whole country needs to see a dentist, though. Free healthcare be damned.

Where are you from?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Would you make fun of a superhero called Wheelchair-Man?

Wait... don't answer that 😐

Is he Canadian?

Re: KMC Discrimination

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Ok... I've finally had enough.

During my time spent on KMC, it's become blatantly clear to me that there is an abundance of discrimination.

Not racial, age or sexist discrimination. It's actually cultural, and apparently geographical.

Everybody on here seems to have a grudge... against Canada.

Apparently we get a bad name from the two Canadian-based themes around here.

First, is, obviously, Wolverine. For some reason he's always refferred to as a 'five foot two hairy canadian'. The 'Canadian' is always added in. As if it adds to his least of bestial perverseness. Couldnt you people come up with a better adjective then 'Canadian'? Like, 'walking plot device', 'human cutlery' or even 'mutant' (Though I don't like the last one as much as mine)

Secondly, theres Alpha Flight. The main problem with these people is that they're known for the fact that know one knows about them. Except for Mungi. Who, despite his valiant efforts, hasn't even gotten a person to remember most of the names of the actual people in it.

Is that it? Or is there something more personal that you all harbor against my country? Did we win the 'Coldest Piece of Inhabited Land' award, and you were runner up?

canadian We have plenty to offer. You're all just jealous.

Canada, and it's amazingly powerful superheros trump the majority of the small-time heroes out there.

Respect Canada!


Wolverine is a 5'2" hairy Canuck. Is that better? 😖hifty:

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Is he Canadian?

Maybe... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Badabing
Wolverine is a 5'2" hairy Canuck. Is that better? 😖hifty:

It's a start...? ermm

Honestly, no one really cares about Canada enough to insult it consistently. This is all in your mind.

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Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Maybe... 😖hifty:
Then he's already suffering from far worse than I could ever inflict on him.

Originally posted by Kinneary
Honestly, no one really cares about Canada enough to insult it consistently. This is all in your mind.

😠 Oh, so now all Canadians are mental patients!!!

Your and your hate...

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Then he's already suffering from far worse than I could ever inflict on him.

What if I told you he lived in a gumdrop house?

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Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
What if I told you he lived in a gumdrop house?
I'd tell you to get the hell out of my house you crippled poof with a gun.

Canadians are all super liberal and PC. I once called a guy a ****** ass queen-boy and got the stink eye from the entire church we were in.

Bullshits I tells ya'.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'd tell you to get the hell out of my house you crippled poof with a gun.

Why, there is no reason to fear them. It's not like those poof's balls have lowered enough to actually USE the damn gun.

Originally posted by long pig
Why, there is no reason to fear them. It's not like those poof's balls have lowered enough to actually USE the damn gun.
But he's in the process of Canadianising it... a fate worse than death...

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Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'd tell you to get the hell out of my house you crippled poof with a gun.

😆

Wait...

You've labeled me as the cripple 😐

(I'm all right with the poof thing though)

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Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
(I'm all right with the poof thing though)
To be fair you can't really help it. Being Canadian and all...

It's true. A Canadian must poof to survive.

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It occurred to me that nobody's made an "Eh" joke yet... 😐

Originally posted by long pig
Why, there is no reason to fear them. It's not like those poof's balls have lowered enough to actually USE the damn gun.

I don't think it's fear...

Though I'm still trying to grasp Canadian racism...

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I don't think it's fear...

Though I'm still trying to grasp Canadian racism...

Well you're Canadian. It's hard for you to grasp things. Don't be too hard on yourself.