Batman vs. Spiderman

Started by Soljer5 pages

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I'm sorry. But we seem to be forgetting what batman is capable of.

With prep (granted he had more prep than 5 minutes) He was able to develop a means to defeat EVERY SINGLE JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBER. Keep in mind he still has all these ideas. What's to stop him from applying the same idea to someone similar to spiderman?

Lets also not forget his home field advantage. Gotham has something that batman can SEVERELY use to his advantage.

His Home.

In here he has a freeze ray, unlimited supply of weird gadgets (batarangs, electric hoosawhatzitz, gas cans, raid!) Not to mention a freaking giant penny!!! I don't know what he'd use that for but that's a scary thought!

Regardless. He has the means to put down spiderman in this fight AT LEAST 3 times!

Batman 3/10 FTW

Some seem to be forgetting what Spidey is capable of.

Namely, separating Batman's spleen from his body before Batman can react.

Man, I hate these threads. This has got to be the most overly done fight on KMC and it always comes down to the same responses that always somehow manage to go on for multiple pages.

It's just odd that Batman has shown Multiple cases where he's at LEAST gotten away from people WAAAAAAAAY more powerful than spiderman. Yes, I realize that spiderman has done the same. But you're saying that Batman (Who is in his own city) can't maybe GET AWAY to his home to give himself prep time?

It's not very realistic a fight if Batman doesn't use his brain in it, since that and his body quotient are the only things he has.

You know Batman has no chance against superman, yet year after year we see him show us that Power isn't the only thing that's needed to win a fight.

Yes, Spiderman wins the majority. But you can NOT say a full 10/10 times. You can, but that would be a bit ignorant.

Originally posted by Soljer
Some seem to be forgetting what Spidey is capable of.

Namely, separating Batman's spleen from his body before Batman can react.


When did Spider-Man become a surgeon? Batman wins 3/10. Gadgets, brains and skill get him the 3 wins.

Originally posted by Badabing
When did Spider-Man become a surgeon? Batman wins 3/10. Gadgets, brains and skill get him the 3 wins.

Doesn't parker have a degree in biology? 😬.

Regardless - no amount of skill is gonna save Batman from a speedblitzing Spidey.

Originally posted by masterbruce
This is Gotham, so Batman has home field advantage..he'll know where to duck and hide, etc.

Also, I gave Bats only 3 out 10 wins, so I'm certainly not saying Bats has the upperhand. But he does have a chance of taking out spiderman.

Batman can hide from the spider-sense now? 🤨

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Batman can hide from the spider-sense now? 🤨

wait spider senses can now track people? last time I checked that was no one of it abilities

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Batman can hide from the spider-sense now? 🤨

👆 👆 👆

This thread is just too long

its starting to make me wonder

people are beginnign to really stretch the word prep with those that can use it well.
five minuets?
seriously, whats that, enough to put on an extra suit of kevlar?

Originally posted by capt it up
wait spider senses can now track people? last time I checked that was no one of it abilities

Just more evidence to show that you don't know as much about Spider-Man as you say you do. 😬

Originally posted by capt it up
wait spider senses can now track people? last time I checked that was no one of it abilities

It's painted a 360 snap shot of the area around him. Besides that, someone as dangerous as Batman would CERTAINLY register as a pretty large threat.

Originally posted by Soljer
It's painted a 360 snap shot of the area around him. Besides that, someone as dangerous as Batman would CERTAINLY register as a pretty large threat.

Exactly. ✅

Originally posted by Rick/Genis

You know Batman has no chance against superman, yet year after year we see him show us that Power isn't the only thing that's needed to win a fight.

Well, I'm sorry to be the one to bring you out of your naive litte world, but, the truth is, there are two reasons Bats is able to do jack shit that even affects Superman:

1. Currently, he is quite possibly DC's biggest cash cow
2. In order to obtain the level of fanbase that he has, they need to write him routinley pulling the kinds of PIS-filled stunts that we joke about on KMC.

Those are the only things stopping Bruce from becoming nothing more then a black streak on the bottom of Clark's kryptonian foot.

So, you're right, power isn't the only thing needed to win a fight in comics. Money is. 😉

like i said before Batman 1-2/10 .... maybe 😐

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Well, I'm sorry to be the one to bring you out of your naive litte world, but, the truth is, there are two reasons Bats is able to do jack shit that even affects Superman:

1. Currently, he is quite possibly DC's biggest cash cow
2. In order to obtain the level of fanbase that he has, they need to write him routinley pulling the kinds of PIS-filled stunts that we joke about on KMC.

Those are the only things stopping Bruce from becoming nothing more then a black streak on the bottom of Clark's kryptonian foot.

So, you're right, power isn't the only thing needed to win a fight in comics. Money is. 😉

Okay, so apparently Batman winning over superman is PIS EVERY TIME HE DOES IT? Because he does it fairly often. Sure it's unbelievable, but is it unbelievable to think it's no longer PIS if it's happened so much? I don't think so.

I still think Batman has the means of winning over Spiderman 3/10 (keep in mind that isn't much!)

Well considering how Spider-man has fought many foes with gadgets at their arsenal (like the Green Goblin, Hobgoblin, Trapster etc etc) and usually always comes out the victor, I would say Spidey wins hands down 10/10

Man he goes toe-to-toe with the Green Goblin most times and the Green Goblin has the same strength as Spider-man, probably about the same amount of gadgets as Batman, a freaking glider, one of the dirtiest villians in Marvel Comics (Gwen Stacy) and even knows Spider-man's secret identity! Yet Spidey always wins. Do you really and honestly believe Batman would stand the slightest chance? Just one flick from Spidey's middle finger would probably knock Batman out cold.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I'm sorry. But we seem to be forgetting what batman is capable of.

With prep (granted he had more prep than 5 minutes) He was able to develop a means to defeat EVERY SINGLE JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBER. Keep in mind he still has all these ideas. What's to stop him from applying the same idea to someone similar to spiderman?

Cause unlike the other JLAers Spider-Man doesn't have an exploitable weakness. He doesn't need water to survive, won't shatter, isn't flammable and isn't weak to chunks of his own planet. Plus those plans took months for Bruce to come up with, not even close to five minutes

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Lets also not forget his home field advantage. Gotham has something that batman can SEVERELY use to his advantage.

His Home.

Don't see how this'll help much other than ensuring he knows the way to the nearest doctor

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
In here he has a freeze ray, unlimited supply of weird gadgets (batarangs, electric hoosawhatzitz, gas cans, raid!) Not to mention a freaking giant penny!!! I don't know what he'd use that for but that's a scary thought!

Fight in Gotham, not the Batcave

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Regardless. He has the means to put down spiderman in this fight AT LEAST 3 times!

Batman 3/10 FTW

At best I give him 2/10. He just doesn't have what it takes. Spider-Man has a ton of villians who use gadgets (way more dangerous gadgets than batarangs btw) and he manages to beat them no problem.

Oh and its nice to see you around again Rick/Genis

Originally posted by Badabing
Honestly, I agree with Master_bruce and I'll say 3-4 wins for Bats. Spidey has been clocked by street levelers before and Bats would have died hundreds of times by now if he lost every time he battled somebody who outclassed him. Don't forget Bats has mastered ways of blocking pain and using chi. Spider-Man has been susceptible to exploding pumpkins and Batman is deadly accurate with his Batarangs.

Spider-Man has been clocked by street levelers, that is true, but thats cause he's holding back. Its not an issue in this case. Besides, for every loss against a MA with Spider-Man I can counter with an example where he's beaten someone out of his league so your point is moot. Batman does take on people out of his league, but how many times have we seen him stopped by straight up fighters. Red Hood, Hush, Prometheus, Deathstroke (yes I count him caues Batgirl and Green Arrow have beaten him), Shiva, etc. Batman is much to outclassed here to score 3-4 wins. Because this is his town though I'd give him at BEST 2 wins

Spider-Man swoops in grabs Batman tossing him into a car with enough force to turn the car over and KO'ing Batman. When Batman wakes up he finds his arms and legs tied up with almost bone crushing webbing and from the waist naked. Spider-Man calls on Killer Croc,Joker & Scarecrow and tell them that Batman is tied up and waiting for you.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Okay, so apparently Batman winning over superman is PIS EVERY TIME HE DOES IT?

Every single goddamn time.

with only 5 minutes of prep time, Batman is out of his league here. Some posters forget that characters like Spiderman (and superman, for that matter) hold back a LOT when fighting street levelers. For forum battles, all bets are OFF. this doesn't happen.

Spidey has class 10+ strength. ten tons is a HELL of a lot of weight. Your average car is maybe only two tons. Bruce surviving a full hit to the face (or anywhere, really) is about as likely as bruce surving a hit by a speeding semi.

consider also that spider man is a PRECOGNITIVE who's fast enough to not only dodge bullets but catch them, and bruce is screwed. He's only peak human. PIS/CIS off, his moves will appear to be going in slow motion to parker. Gadgets be damned, as soon as his hand BEGINS to go for his belt, he's paste.

Spiderman 10/10.

Agree with the above poster. And lets not forget that Spider-Man has had a strength upgrade so he's easily 15 tons now