Given a full year, with ANY and ALL resources available to him, and by any means necessary......Thor will MOST DEFINATELY clear this....1. Bring back the hide of Thing - Thor will bring back his hide, head, arms, legs, baby-blue eyes, etc.....you name it....
2. Move the Blob - Puh-leeeze, if the grey Hulk could do it, Thor won't have any problem. Thor can literally send anything, or anyone to the other side of the galaxy thousands of light years away with just a mere magic bolt fired at his enemy. How's that for "moving" the Blob??
3. Decapitate Wolverine - Thor pulls Wolvie's arms off, and using them as swords against him, decapitates his own head off his shoulders.
4. Shatter Captain America's shield - Thor's hammer is capable of shattering entire mountains- (Thor-#156), pulverizing small planetoids (see Thor#400), could shake an entire planet (see Thor#388), or even destroy an entire world- (Thor-#125). The full power of Thor's hammer can radiate with the energy of a THOUSAND SUNS…enough to even destroy an Entity such as Surtur...Thor's hammer can also produce solar flares; which is about twice the temperature of the sun. So surely, shattering Cap's shield with Mjolnir isn't going to be much of a challenge.
5. Steal Hal Jordan's GL Ring - this might prove to be a bit tricky if Thor tries to take it by force...here he will have to play it cool. Thor can do one of three things here .... 1) Use his hammer to literally put Hal to sleep and then steal it.(Thor #372) 2) Use his hammer to erase Hal's memory of ever having the ring at all. (This power was shown in Invaders #33) and finally 3) He could always just ask!!! Hey, ya never know...sometimes all you need is a little kindness.
6. Break apart Silver Surfer's Board - I think Thor could do this...no problem....one of Thor's handy dandy powers is TRANSMUTATION OF ELEMENTS!!! Yep, Thor once turned Absorbing Man's iron body into a gas(Journey into Mystery #115)...so, I think he would be able to turn Silver Surfer's board into water, then freeze it, and then shatter it once it was turned to ice.
7. Finding the Gem of Cytorrak and becoming Juggernaut - Thor’s hammer can track practically all kinds of energy signature-(Thor Corps-#1, Avengers-#309, and Strange Tales-#182.) I believe he would be able to lock onto the mystical energy of the gem, track it, and find it. And becoming the Juggernaut?!? Well, I'm sure that once Thor explained his situation to Cytorrak and why he needs this power, Cytorrak would grant his wish. I mean, if he'd turn a punk like Cain Marko into the Juggernaut, why not an god of thunder and a prince of Asgard?!?
Anyway, this is just my 2 cents worth......so in other words, THOR CLEARS IT!!!!!!! Oh yeah, great thread by the way!!!! Very cool and original 😉