Ways to kill Wolverine

have logan sleep with oprah, he won't wake up

Originally posted by capt it up
what else is new.........

Not even close. Wolverine is my second favorite super hero. I don't bash him.

Hydro-Man could take care of logan ... perminately

People are talking about messing with the soul and stuff, but even that isn't needed. The only thing that needs to happen is to make sure that Wolverine is happy/content when he dies, and then he won't choose to come back. 🙂

So....we have Domino seduce him,shag him,and then polish him off?

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He'll be in such a state of euphoria, that he won't have a grudge enough to come back to life.

So there's that done.....but would you be able to convince any woman to sleep with a five-foot two hairy chain-smoking Canadian with a three-inch penis?

This is for your benefit,not Wolverines.

Ooh, I better get some ice for that burn.

You know you missed it.hug

Duh.

Having you blab false, jealous rumors about me out of pure jealousy of my utter awesomeness (which I am now making a word), was clearly what I lacked while I was away.

It took you 25 minutes to think that up Smurf.Those French bastards have dulled your wit.

No. It took me twenty five minutes to run out of things to do and be forced to banter with you so I won't grow bored.

Hmmm... deja vu.

Well,you certainly are more conceited then before.If such a thing was possible.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Well,you certainly are more conceited then before.If such a thing was possible.

When did you visit America?

Natch.

As we're both non-american, then are we free to insult the country at will?

We can insult any countries bar Australia and Canada at will old friend.

Together we would be unstoppable. Entity and MP couldn't do anything but mope in shame.

Entity and MP,Those hacks?pffft they're the Iron Fist and Luke Cage,we're The Cable/Deadpool.

Alot of people should be lucky that wolverine holds back so much or the writers at marvel would have to explain alot,they have no choice,we would have alot of dead heroes and villians hehe,we cant have daredevil missing his arms,or cap missing his legs.spiderman decapitated,iron fist eviserated, punisher dead,northstar oh well,luke cage dead,thing deformed hehe(i like the helmut he had to wear for 2 years ) Namor dead, and that is just marvel heroes

He is the exception to the rule-he would be killing off almost everyone in his comic or other comics,using him in a versus match is almost laughable against alot of people who think they are more skilled than him,showing scans of him getting owned is one thing

They made wolverine a killing machine and treat him like a hero..there are alot of lucky people out there in the comic world

If i was a killer or a very bad character and i was caught between Wolverine and superman-i would beg superman to take me to jail-i would not want to be at wolverines mercy

Thats wolverine love him or hate him, he is not to be taken lightly

Me ,i would put him into a volcano and let the lava burn him while i thought of a way to permanetly kill him

I am a wolverine fan,call me fanboy who cares
I just see to much hate for him, oh i mean jealousy