For everyone who calls themself a Christian...

I remember hearing on the history channel that there was a place the Jesus was supposed to have been talking about.

Personally I always figured Hell was close to heaven.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I remember hearing on the history channel that there was a place the Jesus was supposed to have been talking about.

Personally I always figured Hell was close to heaven.

Yes. Hell is in the center of the Earth, and Heaven is in the sky.

The rest of the Universe is irrelevant, and a waste of space.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I remember hearing on the history channel that there was a place the Jesus was supposed to have been talking about.

Personally I always figured Hell was close to heaven.

Originally posted by debbiejo
It was a mention in the bible though more explicit in the heretical books not mentions in the bible........Jesus was to visit there and set the captive free, speaking to Adam, Moses, David and such...

no no I meant there was supposed to have been some city that really sucked the Jesus compared hell to.

A city? Chicago?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
no no I meant there was supposed to have been some city that really sucked the Jesus compared hell to.

that sounds about right thanks

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The rest of the Universe is irrelevant, and a waste of space.

Well, aside from sitting there and being pretty.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Pretty much.

Well, aside from sitting there and being pretty.

Sarcasm aside. The rest of the universe is NOT a waste of space. It represents the very nature of what so many people dismiss, on top of those people who don't consider it in their understanding.

Heaven and Hell are myths, the Universe is ALL there is.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Heaven and Hell are myths, the Universe is ALL there is.

but what if heaven and hell are part of the universe?

Well in fact they are not literal places, but a place that is your present moment. The choice is always ours.

Hahahaha, eh... no.

How do know?

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Sarcasm aside. The rest of the universe is NOT a waste of space. It represents the very nature of what so many people dismiss, on top of those people who don't consider it in their understanding.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Pretty much.

Well, aside from sitting there and being pretty.

Tsk...typical Christian mentality ❌

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Tsk...typical Christian mentality ❌

Originally posted by FeceMan
I didn't realize that nonbelievers couldn't recognize a joke when presented to them.

Well since most of Christianity is a joke to me ne way, its kinda hard for me to know when a Christian of strong Faith is joking or being serious when he or she claims something.

You know, examples:

-Sithsaber claiming that there is no evidense for Evolution, but that there's proof of the existance of angels

-JesusisAlive claiming he is directly inspired by the Holy Spirit, telling Peejayd that he is not chosen to teach the Word of God

-Marcello claiming that he knows I am an evil person, and God hates me, and I will burn in the eternal hellfire

- Usagi Yojimbo claiming that God created Hell because he loves us

- UpinFlames claiming that all Atheists are like Hitler

- George W Bush claiming that Jesus Christ chose him to lead the country

-Ted Haggard claiming he was Straight

You see the multitude of hilarious jokes that many Christians have made ? Yet, these above examples were NOT JOKING. They were DEAD SERIOUS...

So, Feceman, forgive me for not being able to decipher whether you are joking, or whether you are serious. Because it's very hard....

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Well since most of Christianity is a joke to me ne way, its kinda hard for me to know when a Christian of strong Faith is joking or being serious when he or she claims something.

You know, examples:

-Sithsaber claiming that there is no evidense for Evolution, but that there's proof of the existance of angels

-JesusisAlive claiming he is directly inspired by the Holy Spirit, telling Peejayd that he is not chosen to teach the Word of God

-Marcello claiming that he knows I am an evil person, and God hates me, and I will burn in the eternal hellfire

- Usagi Yojimbo claiming that God created Hell because he loves us

- UpinFlames claiming that all Atheists are like Hitler

- George W Bush claiming that Jesus Christ chose him to lead the country

-Ted Haggard claiming he was Straight

You see the multitude of hilarious jokes that many Christians have made ? Yet, these above examples were [b]NOT JOKING. They were DEAD SERIOUS...

So, Feceman, forgive me for not being able to decipher whether you are joking, or whether you are serious. Because it's very hard.... [/B]

Basically, you leaped upon the opportunity to make an "on-topic" rant against Christians. You win at KMC.

Originally posted by FeceMan
You win at KMC.

But fail at life. Die.