The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

Started by Martian_mind278 pages
Originally posted by marvelprince
Of course I know. That's why En and I have formed a counter Illuminati to you and Smurph's inner Illuminati.

But you were not aware of the Illuminati we built inside the Counter Illuminati.

Isn't this getting to the point where there are Illuminaties that consist of less than one person?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Isn't this getting to the point where there are Illuminaties that consist of less than one person?

The Illuminati is one person Sym.All this is just a figment of your imagination.There is no Kmc or Illuminati,it's all in your head,you never left the insane asylum,you never pulled Timmy out of that well,you never had your first........

Originally posted by Martian_mind
The Illuminati is one person Sym.All this is just a figment of your imagination.There is no Kmc or Illuminati,it's all in your head,you never left the insane asylum,you never pulled Timmy out of that well,you never had your first........

*wakes up*

Thank god. It was all a dream.

*sees Martian_mind standing over him*
*turns to the camera*

Or was it . . .

*fade to black*

Everyone go to the Apoc Vs Mephisto thread

Originally posted by Martian_mind
But you were not aware of the Illuminati we built inside the Counter Illuminati.

Not to mention, we have the entire supply of the little umbrellas that go in the colorful, tropical drinks. Their silly counter-illuminati will be forever devoid of little umbrellas. evillaugh

And i replaced their water ice-cubes with beer ice cubes..........tremble before your unexpected Dui's

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Not to mention, we have the entire supply of the little umbrellas that go in the colorful, tropical drinks. Their silly counter-illuminati will be forever devoid of little umbrellas. evillaugh
Originally posted by Martian_mind
And i replaced their water ice-cubes with beer ice cubes..........tremble before your unexpected Dui's

Lies, all lies! 😠 😛

Originally posted by Entity
Oh yes, we have known. In fact Marvel, myself and the rest of the founders have always known. Hell, we knew what you were before you did!
sly✅yawn

Yup. In fact we "suggested" it as a way to keep track of their movements. Contingency plan 43 out of 100 in ways to keep the morons...I mean members in check.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Not to mention, we have the entire supply of the little umbrellas that go in the colorful, tropical drinks. Their silly counter-illuminati will be forever devoid of little umbrellas. evillaugh

You sick sick people. Now you've crossed the line. I was cool with the cloning and the genocide, but to deprive my drinks of those cute little umbrellas? MONSTERS!!!!!

Originally posted by marvelprince
You sick sick people. Now you've crossed the line. I was cool with the cloning and the genocide, but to deprive my drinks of those cute little umbrellas? MONSTERS!!!!!

Agreed thats just beyond sick. Even the Skulls would never devise such a twisted plot!

Originally posted by Entity
Agreed thats just beyond sick. Even the Skrulls would never devise such a twisted plot!

Nor would the Kree.

I wouldn't put it past the Borg though.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Nor would the Kree.

I wouldn't put it past the Borg though.

Sickness to the Borg is irrelevant. Only Resistance is futile!

Originally posted by Entity
Sickness to the Borg is irrelevant. Only Resistance is futile!

entirely true... the borg rule...

hey everyone...

Sup Pr?

not much, the usual stuff, you?

Originally posted by pr1983
not much, the usual stuff, you?

Just dreading work tomorrow!

Originally posted by Entity
Just dreading work tomorrow!

me too...

OK everyone I have an announcement!

Everyone knows that I have been represented by Tony Stark "Ironman" since the beginning of this team and I have been able to rationalize and excuse all the things he has done during Civil War so far. Until now!

I'm sorry but using his position and a known physico for instigating a possible thread of war between two world powers just to convince heroes to put aside their differences and support his cause just can't be justified by me under any reasoning!

Coming from the official Illuminati's Ironman: Tony's a DUSH!

Originally posted by Entity
OK everyone I have an announcement!

Everyone knows that I have been represented by Tony Stark "Ironman" since the beginning of this team and I have been able to rationalize and excuse all the things he has done during Civil War so far. Until now!

I'm sorry but using his position and a known physico for instigating a possible thread of war between two world powers just to convince heroes to put aside their differences and support his cause just can't be justified by me under any reasoning!

Coming from the official Illuminati's Ironman: Tony's a DUSH!

🤨

ok...

Originally posted by Entity
OK everyone I have an announcement!

Everyone knows that I have been represented by Tony Stark "Ironman" since the beginning of this team and I have been able to rationalize and excuse all the things he has done during Civil War so far. Until now!

I'm sorry but using his position and a known physico for instigating a possible thread of war between two world powers just to convince heroes to put aside their differences and support his cause just can't be justified by me under any reasoning!

Coming from the official Illuminati's Ironman: Tony's a DUSH!

That was great . . . right up until you misspelled douche.