The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

Started by SpunkySmurph278 pages

Originally posted by marvelprince
That ****ing gorilla. Jus wait till till I further support a global economy that's pro modernation that'll eventually lead to the destruction of the rain forests and the end of the gorillas natural habitat thereby forcing gorillas into contact with humans which can only end with gorillas having to be put down or relocated. hahahahahaha
Good plan. I'm sick and tired of 'dem wyldlife. One moment, you're calmly walking down the sidewalk, innocently in your leather jacket, suede gloves, and rabbit-fur hat, eating your fishsticks and trowing out the wrappers, while ordering an all-meat pizza on the phone for the third time that day and talking to your friend Joe the Lumberjack, when BAM!

You slip on a banana peel.

Damn Gorillas.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Good plan. I'm sick and tired of 'dem wyldlife. One moment, you're calmly walking down the sidewalk, innocently in your leath jacket, suede gloves, and rabbit-fur hat, eating your fishsticks and trowing out the wrappers, while ordering an all-meat pizza on the phone for the third time that day and talking to your friend Joe the Lumberjack, when BAM!

You slip on a banana peel.

Damn Gorillas.

I know. Those gorillas and their "existing" is just making it so hard for everyone else. Why do they have to be so selfish?

Originally posted by marvelprince
I know. Those gorillas and their "existing" is just making it so hard for everyone else. Why do they have to be so selfish?
I know. glare

They're almost as bad as Entity.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I know. glare

They're almost as bad as Entity.

Almost

Yeah, I think Entity's continuous weird strange men he brings back to the forum really tip the scale.

Originally posted by marvelprince
But a whole lot less fun

oh

How can a robot army ever be anything less than fun?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yeah, I think Entity's continuous weird strange men he brings back to the forum really tip the scale.

Could be worse. He could have a green alien fetish

Or he could like men in tight, black, muscly suits.

Or he could be the version of me that Spunky and M_m are convinced exists.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
oh

How can a robot army ever be anything less than fun?

One of life's eternal questions.

(Keep it up, guys. We're maintaining a lead over T.E.A.M. 😈 )

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Or he could like men in tight, black, muscly suits.

Yea or he could have a name taken from a flambouyant 80's pop icon.

Wait...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Or he could be the version of me that Spunky and M_m are convinced exists.
Oh, no, I KNOW it's not him.

We locked HIM up ages ago. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Oh, no, I KNOW it's not him.

We locked HIM up ages ago. 😖hifty:

*looks at the security monitors*

He just escaped shock

rednuts

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*looks at the security monitors*

He just escaped shock

rednuts

He's here...

In this very room...

At this very moment . . .

there lies...

Can you feel his presence...

You can smell the thick miasma of it breath . . .