The Illuminati: Secretly in Control!!!

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eveery one keep sayign random crap till were on the next page.

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Originally posted by capt it up
eveery one keep sayign random crap till were on the next page.
OK.

Underpants are still in, right?

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were home free lads and lasses.

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
were home free lads and lasses.
Quite random...

If Cher could actually turn back time, would she actually find a way?

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
Quite random...

If Cher could actually turn back time, would she actually find a way?

If she was walking in Memphis.

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
If she was walking in Memphis.
I wonder if underpants gnomes are actually real.

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
I wonder if underpants gnomes are actually real.

No good looking in the mines during christmas.

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Did I really leave 5 bucks near the toilet?

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
Did I really leave 5 bucks near the toilet?

Not as bad as Long Pig pissing on his Death of Capt America issue.

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
lets see,i've had gift-shop girl,Jamie,Kylie mole but and...what was her name?ah yes,Rumple fugly.
I just want me some mole butt!
I've wanted me some mole butt since I first saw becky 2. lol
btw JD! Your a fu*king moron but I feel for you cause I'm just like you.
I'd just never lose mole butt thou!

And you never had gift shop girl. You did have Jordan and Danni which is pretty sweet even thou Jordan's a total b*tch!

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Pizza guy.
Ya, I got your pepperoni right here. Reach in my pocket.

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
Pizza guy.
Ya, I got your pepperoni right here. Reach in my pocket.

that a roll of pennies in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
that a roll of pennies in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
It's my change, however, if you feel a roll of dimes... 😖hifty:

Then you're in the wrong pocket.

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
It's my change, however, if you feel a roll of dimes... 😖hifty:

Then you're in the wrong pocket.

Thats what society says aboutour love making style haermm

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
Thats what society says aboutour love making style haermm
I wonder if Stephen Hawkins could open up his own athletic line of clothes, and equipment.

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
I wonder if Stephen Hawkins could open up his own athletic line of clothes, and equipment.

he'd never be able to use,"i've tested it myself!!" as a sales pitch.

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
he'd never be able to use,"i've tested it myself!!" as a sales pitch.
"When I'm in the top of the key, I always know I won't slip up when I'm going to the hole, thanks to Hawkins Hawk shoes. Thank you Hawkwear."

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
"When I'm in the top of the key, I always know I won't slip up when I'm going to the hole, thanks to Hawkins Hawk shoes. Thank you Hawkwear."

Got eyes like a Hawk?well you could with new Hawkings goggles,thankyou hawkwear!

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Originally posted by Martian_mind
Got eyes like a Hawk?well you could with new Hawkings goggles,thankyou hawkwear!
Or condom brands.

"Thanks to Hawkins brand condoms, I make my wife scream everytime we have sex. It's tested by the man himself, so I know it won't break. Thanks you Hawkwear!"

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Originally posted by Jebus reborn
Or condom brands.

"Thanks to Hawkins brand condoms, I make my wife scream everytime we have sex. It's tested by the man himself, so I know it won't break. Thanks you Hawkwear!"

Or Viagra.

Before,i was limp and lifeless,now i have to watch i don't hit myself in the eye!It's never been tested by the man himself,but if it was atleast part ofhim would leave that chair!thankyou Hawkwear!!!!