Have you ever been in this situation . . .

. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!! 😑

I have not been in that situation.

You work at a TV(radio?) station, what could people be stealing? Static? 😆

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!! 😑

Twice. First time was really awkward.

I don't Work 😱

Originally posted by Strangelove
I have not been in that situation.

You work at a TV(radio?) station, what could people be stealing? Static? 😆

Don't make me get all Jack Bauer on you! You know my record . . . first I'll cut out your right eye, then your left eye, then I'll cut you all over your face and show it to you with your eye . . . . ! 😈

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!! 😑

The two jobs I've worked at were a movie theatre and a sub shop. They don't really care that much

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Don't make me get all Jack Bauer on you! You know my record . . . first I'll cut out your right eye, then your left eye, then I'll cut you all over your face and show it to you with your eye . . . . ! 😈

Originally posted by Bardock42
Twice. First time was really awkward.

I see. .. the next time I witness the lizard transformation it won't freak me out as much since I'm broken in now . . . I know what to expect. Thanks B-Docks. 😉

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I don't Work 😱

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I see. .. the next time I witness the lizard transformation it won't freak me out as much since I'm broken in now . . . I know what to expect. Thanks B-Docks. 😉 Yeah you do. .. every day you do volunteer work right here on KMC Forums. You make us movies, tell jokes, make apologies, bash noobs . . . that takes work my man. 😉

I should start charging disgust

....... 😍

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I see. .. the next time I witness the lizard transformation it won't freak me out as much since I'm broken in now . . . I know what to expect. Thanks B-Docks. 😉

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
What kind of lizard?

I believe it was a Savanah Monitor??? Something like that?? 😕

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I believe it was a Savanah Monitor??? Something like that?? 😕

Almost, except my boss took off her clothes and showed me her perfect body and demanded I make love to her for several hours 🙁

Originally posted by Bardock42
Always glad to be of service, T-Hikes.

"T-Hikes", I like it! But how do i know you are not a spy? 😑

Originally posted by Mišt
Almost, except my boss took off her clotehs and showed me her perfect body and demanded I make love to her for several hours 🙁

She begged and begged for several hours? 😕

Originally posted by Mišt
Almost, except my boss took off her clothes and showed me her perfect body and demanded I make love to her for several hours 🙁

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh. Well no then. Mine turned into a dragon. ermm

What kind of dragon? 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What kind of dragon? 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
She begged and begged for several hours? 😕

Yes, then I finally accepted and made sweet sweet love to her for days without rest, I couldnt refuse because she would fire me🙁

Originally posted by Mišt
Yes, then I finally accepted and made sweet sweet love to her for days without rest, I couldnt refuse because she would fire me🙁

Originally posted by Strangelove
Must've been scarring to your psyche petpet