Have you ever been in this situation . . .

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
A red one, with a big spikes, but he was very friendly. ✅

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
"T-Hikes", I like it! But how do i know you are not a spy? 😑

If I was a spy would I let you think I might be a spy? No I wouldn't. Ergo I can't be a spy. q.e.d.

Originally posted by Strangelove

Yesweep

Originally posted by Mišt
Yes, then I finally accepted and made sweet sweet love to her for days without rest, I couldnt refuse because she would fire me🙁

🙂

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I know that dragon! It stole my pen and owes me lunch. 😑

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
He does like pens alot. All you have to do is stroke him with a flower behind the fifth spike from the back and he will leave you alone. ✅

Sounds kinky. How do I know you aren't secretly working with Sydney Bristow? 😕

Originally posted by Bardock42
If I was a spy would I let you think I might be a spy? No I wouldn't. Ergo I can't be a spy. q.e.d.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
😕 How do I know you don't work for CTU? 🤨

Look, if I would work for the CTU, wouldn't I know what the CTU is?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
. . . you go to answer your cell phone, it's your boss saying they want to speak to you in her office alone, accompanied by security, she asks if you are aware of anyone stealing office supplies from the company, suddenly she turns into a lizard!!!! 😑

Every friday.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, if I would work for the CTU, wouldn't I know what the CTU is?

Okay, I'm convinced you are not an American spy. 🙂

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, I'm convinced you are not an American spy. 🙂

Awesome. Now we can be friends again, T-Hikes. Wait, you are that hottie in yoru sig? Right?

Originally posted by Dusty
Every friday.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Awesome. Now we can be friends again, T-Hikes. Wait, you are that hottie in yoru sig? Right?

Yeah. 😮

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah. 😮

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah. 😮

Want to ****?

Originally posted by Strangelove
hmm You're a lot hotter than I originally thought

True. 😉

Hey, I was just thinking . . . we could start a movie franchise, it'll be the next Bond or Harry Potter . . . . "The B-Docks and T-Hikes Chronicles" We'd have to ro-sham-bo to see who's name is first in the title, but it'd be off the hook, yo! The sound track would be like all British pop and stuff! 😱 😄

Originally posted by Bardock42
Want to ****?

No, I don't bake anymore. I only steam my vegetables. 😉

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
True. 😉

Hey, I was just thinking . . . we could start a movie franchise, it'll be the next Bond or Harry Potter . . . . "The B-Docks and T-Hikes Chronicles" We'd have to ro-sham-bo to see who's name is first in the title, but it'd be off the hook, yo! The sound track would be like all British pop and stuff! 😱 😄

Get Pulp to make it. DO IT. The Soundtrack I mean.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, I don't bake anymore. I only steam my vegetables. 😉

No clue what you are talking about, but it turns me on.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Get Pulp to make it. DO IT. The Soundtrack I mean.

No clue what you are talking about, but it turns me on.

I just got off the phone with Jarvis, he told me to go f*ck myself. 😬

As far as the second thing . . . . **** = bake. 🙄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just got off the phone with Jarvis, he told me to go f*ck myself. 😬

As far as the second thing . . . . **** = bake. 🙄

Hmm, sounds inacceptable. Talk about fandom and stuff or stuff and something.

You're serious? Holy hell. Damn. I actually ate from that cake. I'm gonna throw up.