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~Da Moose~ Gone

Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?

A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......

You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....

Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay?

Syren dreaming

clapping

Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!

Can I have your autograph?? cry

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Syren
clapping
Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!
Can I have your autograph?? cry

Get in touch with my people.

Unless you're willing to earn it. 😎

Syren dreaming

Oh, of course. Anything 😱

🤨 Wait a minute...

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything 😱
🤨 Wait a minute...

Hey hey...*big star 'point'* You're quicker than most skirts.

Listen, meet me in the green room in an hour, sans chemis, and we'll talk. flirt

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, of course. Anything 😱
🤨 Wait a minute...

Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.ermm

Dark Urizen The Evanghelist

Original

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Get in touch with my people.
Unless you're willing to earn it. 😎

Translation

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
touch it to earn it. 😎

Didn't even have to add any words 🙂

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?
A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?
A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?
No.......
You get Moosey O'Wicker!
*APPLAUSE*
Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....
[B]Moosey O'Wicker!!!
**HUGE APPLAUSE*
*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay? [/B]

*heckles* 😐

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just keep you mouth open and watch your teeth.ermm

Wide.....open....ahehehehehehehe.....naughty

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
[b]Original
Translation
Didn't even have to add any words 🙂 [/B]

You're brilliant. Literally. Your excema medicine is running. 😐

Punkyhermy like memory in motion

teh moose is a hottie.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Thorinn
*heckles* 😐

It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.

Would Oprah allow that?

No.

Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
teh moose is a hottie.

All seriousness aside, he is, isn't he?

Thank you for your support, and feel free to apply for one of our 'groupie' positions.

Auditions are Friday.

🙂

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's not a comedy show, sunshine, it's a talk show. You can't heckle at talk shows.
Would Oprah allow that?
No.
Your sentence, is to spend a night alone with Vlad in his chalet at Big Sur.

Ok. 🙂

But no funny stuff right? 🤨

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Hello .. Susan 😑

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Thorinn
Ok. 🙂
But no funny stuff right? 🤨

😂 😆 😂 🤣

🤨 You're serious?

Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes. 😖hifty:

Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time. 👆

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Hello .. Susan 😑

Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry. wavey

Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.

That could be because I'm naked though.

Syren dreaming

This isn't how it used to be disgust

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, it's my faithful ex husband, Larry. wavey
Aha....I know what you meant now. I feel stupid.
That could be because I'm naked though.

I never liked the name Larry... think I need a new name... hmm

Dont put your coffee out if you arent ready to serve it. 😉

Thorinn Static Stance

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

🤨 You're serious?
Of course not. Don't listen to any of the rumours about Vlad and his....fetishes. 😖hifty:
Nice knowing you.....errr....have a nice time. 👆

Of course I'm serious. 🤨

Fetishes eh? hm

I have a few of my own. 😖hifty:

And yes Oprah would allow hecklers. mhm

~Da Moose~ Gone

Originally posted by Syren
This isn't how it used to be disgust

It's missing Vlad. With out him, it's just Moosey O'

And as talented as I am, I can't hold up a 2 person talk show.

Or can I? 😖hifty:

Here...give these noxious looking pills and drink to Vlad for me, would you?