Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

Originally posted by Syren
Anything you think would pass as a substantial and nourishing meal eyes

I can feel that smilie coming on.

see, because you're a brit and you were talking about food I'm thinking of custard now.....which also sort of looks like puss which is of course disgusting to anyone who doesn't have a username involving a furry northern quadruped.

So now I'm hungry yet disgusted all the time. Sh1t, give me a Louis Vuitton, some high heels and I'm Paris Hilton.

(awaits impending sex or penis-related retort from Scott)

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
You still owe me two virgins, 43 condoms and $543 worth of date rape drugs that for some reason had no effect on you......I think you've developed some sort of immunity 🙁

You idiot. I switched that with your tea. 🙄 Didn't you think it's odd that you can't remember anything before 2004?

As for the virgins, I'm pretty sure Thornin is, as he keeps talking about his hammer, and emphasising HARD so much. Beyond that, take Syren. Ha. Who am I kidding? 😉

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
see, because you're a brit and you were talking about food I'm thinking of custard now.....which also sort of looks like puss which is of course disgusting to anyone who doesn't have a username involving a furry northern quadruped.

So now I'm hungry yet disgusted all the time. Sh1t, give me a Louis Vuitton, some high heels and I'm Paris Hilton.

(awaits impending sex or penis-related retort from Scott)

You're a gay person with no penis. 🥷

🤨

😂

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

But I like it. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine eat me.eyes

KERRY!!!!!😠

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.

But I like it. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I have no idea what the hell is going on.

But I like it. 😖hifty:

Join the club.

Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations. 🥷

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're a gay person with no penis. 🥷

So....I'm.......a lesbian?

YES!!!!!!! w00t

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Join the club.

Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations. 🥷

w00t There's a Club.

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
So....I'm.......a lesbian?

YES!!!!!!! w00t

Yes, but a gayer, more man-ish one who can't pull even a bull dyke.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
KERRY!!!!!😠

*licks chops*

Mamamia 😱

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
w00t There's a Club.

There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Join the club.

Just stay away from Vlad and Thornin. They're having illegal relations. 🥷

Only in most civilized countries...

I will let the good people of the forum decide if that is worse than you masturbating to pictures of Margaret Thatcher. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

Ooh, stuff your club, Vlad's sounds ludicrously delicious pinkcuffs

Originally posted by Syren
*licks chops*

Mamamia 😱

I was waiting for you my English Muffin.droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's 2 actually.

There is Vlad's, the one where you all get together, wearing robes, then join in a ritualistic killing of bunnies, quickly followed by mounds and mounds of gay sex, but, with like, dead people. After which you all stab each other in the eye and drink the blood.

Or there is mine which is held nightly at the Playboy mansion. w00t

I want to join Moose's club. 😱

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Only in most civilized countries...

I will let the good people of the forum decide if that is worse than you masturbating to pictures of Margaret Thatcher. 😖hifty:

I'll have you know, that nude, the woman is a showstopper. mhm