Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm making you feel weird...I can tell.

Tell me, is it the subject matter, or the fact that I'm talking to you about this while jumping on a pogo stick naked?

😑 the subject matter i can deal... the other stuff, i did not need to know! 😑

Originally posted by kayakat
😑 the subject matter i can deal... the other stuff, i did not need to know! 😑

😆

Ok, we got off on the wrong foot.

Let's try this again.

Hi, I'm Moose.....flirt

ooops.....hold on. *hops off pogo stick and gets dressed*

Hi....flirt

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No no....it's not that I don't want you as a wingman, but, I need you moreso to kinda hang back and then make out with her ugly friends...you know?

That's my usual job.

So, we gonna see kaya naked now or what?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆

Ok, we got off on the wrong foot.

Let's try this again.

Hi, I'm Moose.....flirt

ooops.....hold on. *hops off pogo stick and gets dressed*

Hi....flirt

hi

Originally posted by Röland
That's my usual job.

Good! You can start with that especially ugly one back there....her nametag says....Bar....Bardock? Bardock? 🥷

Originally posted by Bardock42
So, we gonna see kaya naked now or what?

*jumps through the window* Hello all, Naz is here.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Good! You can start with that especially ugly one back there....her nametag says....Bar....Bardock? Bardock? 🥷

Just to let you know I'm gonna have to get drunk for this one. 🥷

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What happens when you mix a cross dressing, Transylvanian shut in with testicular eczema named Vlad and an egotistical, cantankerous, stiletto wearing moose named Scott, but who likes to be called Susan?

A gender confused quadriped with genital issues?

A blood sucking, grumpy, self centred hermaphrodite?

No.......

You get Moosey O'Wicker!

*APPLAUSE*

Ladies and gentleman please welcome your hosts....

[B]Moosey O'Wicker!!!

**HUGE APPLAUSE*

*EDIT* This MAY or MAY not be called Moosey Urizen from this point on.....however, it sounds too close to Moose Urine, so, lets stick with O
Wicker, m'kay? [/B]

Originally posted by kayakat
wtf 🤨

That a no?

Originally posted by Naz
*jumps through the window* Hello all, Naz is here.

Originally posted by Bardock42

The Sexy Entrance?

I'm trying to perfect it. Maybe next time the glass will rip my shirt.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That a no?

The Sexy Entrance?

sneaky2 🤨

Originally posted by kayakat
😑 I'd feel a lot better it you got of the pogo stick and got dressed before you sed try this again...but oh well

hi

I'm new to all this gentlemanly stuff, cut me some slack....kay? doped

So, we gonna make out now?

Originally posted by Röland
Just to let you know I'm gonna have to get drunk for this one. 🥷

*nods sagely* Yes...yes you are. *claps him on the back and hands him a jug of moonshine*

Originally posted by Naz
*jumps through the window* Hello all, Naz is here.

Naz...I love you, you know that, but please, use the door.

Originally posted by Naz
I'm trying to perfect it. Maybe next time the glass will rip my shirt.

Sounds great. You work on it.

Originally posted by kayakat
sneaky2 🤨

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Naz...I love you, you know that, but please, use the door.

disgust Doors are so cliche.

Originally posted by Naz
disgust Doors are so cliche.

How about if I get you a fireman's poll to slide down on? Would that work?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*nods sagely* Yes...yes you are. *claps him on the back and hands him a jug of moonshine*

As long as I don't remember anything I'm cool with it.

Oh and I don't want any clinger issues, you know, you make out with her and then she falls in love with you sort of thing. Yeah, I'm not down with that at the moment. 😐

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How about if I get you a fireman's poll to slide down on? Would that work?

If you do get a fireman's poll it should be a requirement that anyone who uses it has to slide down naked. naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm new to all this gentlemanly stuff, cut me some slack....kay? doped

So, we gonna make out now?

... 😑 ...
*cough*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Moose would pay.