Late Night with Moosey O'Wicker ---- Part DEUX!

Started by Dark Urizen21 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, I was a rock. Not a piece of rock. Get it straight.

Well technically it was a pebble so....I wouldn't comment if I were you 🥷

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well unless your urine contains about 100 million new reasons to break down and start crying and cursing every single deity every invoked......

........wait.......let me rephrase that:

Well unless your urine contains about 100 million new reasons [B](which are not germs) to break down and start crying and cursing every single deity every invoked, then no. [/B]

What you just said.....is good....right? 🙁

I mean, you ARE a doctor? 😕

Or, at least, you've watched a doctor show, right?

You know what a doctor is......correct?

Damnit, can you even spell doctor?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I'm sorry sweet. What a silly mistake. *strokes gently*

😍 ok, now you can take off your shirt 🙂

oh...hey...don't run away............. 🙁

dammit....

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
😍 ok, [B]now you can take off your shirt 🙂

oh...hey...don't run away............. 🙁

dammit.... [/B]

*takes off shirt and is wearing a wooly jumper underneath*

I wasn't running away, I just needed to walk in a circle. ✅

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What you just said.....is good....right? 🙁

I mean, you ARE a doctor? 😕

Or, at least, you've watched a doctor show, right?

You know what a doctor is......correct?

Damnit, can you even spell doctor?

Pfft...duuuh, they're the guys who.... 😕 no, wait, oh I've got it, they're those dudes that used to........wait, no.....

......are they pijamas? 😮

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
*takes off shirt and is wearing a wooly jumper underneath*

I wasn't running away, I just needed to walk in a circle. ✅

Ummm...ya know.....that jumper sorta looks like fur and.....I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but Scotty is somewhere around and...well......

You really don't want him to think you have fur or....well....bad things might happen 🙁

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Pfft...duuuh, they're the guys who.... 😕 no, wait, oh I've got it, they're those dudes that used to........wait, no.....

......are they pijamas? 😮

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!! What is wrong with me? I've got stuff, that isn't urine....

And you think doctors are pyjamas....

Jesusjesusjesus.....

🤨 Did you realize with that haircut you look alarmingly like an aardvark?

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ummm...ya know.....that jumper sorta looks like fur and.....I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but Scotty is somewhere around and...well......

You really don't want him to think you have fur or....well....bad things might happen 🙁

Psst...Hey....Vlad......who's the hairy kid? He's cute. droolio

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Ummm...ya know.....that jumper sorta looks like fur and.....I don't wanna freak you out or anything, but Scotty is somewhere around and...well......

You really don't want him to think you have fur or....well....bad things might happen 🙁

Oh yeah, yeah, good point. *pulls off the jumper and throws it away*

Don't want that thing anywhere near me. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Psst...Hey....Vlad......who's the hairy kid? He's cute. droolio

Ummm....nobody.....nobody at all....

Oh God Fi, I think he's onto you.....RUN!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LI....RUN FOR THE INTEGRITY OF YOUR ORIFICES!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Oh yeah, yeah, good point. *pulls off the jumper and throws it away*

Don't want that thing anywhere near me. ermm

Oh wow. Gross.

It's s girl Vlad....quick, run, before she....is coming this way....heh.......play it cool.....play - it- cool - just follow my lead.....😗

So, YES, Vladimir, buttsecks DOES sound good.....

LAGNAF!??! 😱

Originally posted by Dark Urizen
Well technically it was a pebble so....I wouldn't comment if I were you 🥷

Why not?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
LAGNAF!??! 😱
FANGAL?! ermm

~Someone is Copying me~

~The Wickerman~

🙄

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
~Someone is Copying me~

~The Wickerman~

🙄

So what? Now you're both gay.😄

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So what? Now you're both gay.😄

No no, just me....HIM....Just him. 😮

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No no, just me....HIM....Just him. 😮

I like you two together,✅

Hey Vlad, stick to the pink. Stop flitting, you're beginning to appear schizophrenic ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I like you two together,✅

Physically? Like, joined at the waist/buttocks? Or emotionally?