Ken Masters vs Kim Kaphwan

😆 Makes perfect sense. Tommy Lee does the same thing. I do wonder why they made him a Rockstar myself. Iori spent some time on the streets killin' folks though.

Sometime in the streets doesn't equate to living in the streets, fighting gangs, training hard, etc.

this is a hellova new year 😛

Zaki is a beast, he should have ass raped terry. Why does snk nutride there heroes so much?
Can you imagine if snk bought street fighter?
-Ryu, would trounce everyone
-Alex would be a flame user
-Remy would top tier plot wise
-Bison would be a bishonen

however imagine if Capcom bought over KoF:
-terry would still be a virgin at 35
-Kyo would lose to anyone who is tough
-Terry will need to do the power stream against Tizoc and still fail to KO him
-terry will defeat rock perfect
-Kyo would defeat K' perfect and later on K' would defeat Ash perfect
-Iori would not train HALF as much as Kyo but would still beat him
-Iori will only fight two tough opponents and the rest of the time he'd fight little school girls and his own student
-we wouldn't know who won any of the KoF tournaments
-they'd make crummy 3D versions of it
-Orochi will let Kyo and Iori win
-Iori's son will keep on punching him in the nuts.
-Rugal would destroy islands and mountains with his fists
-Ignitz would let kyo, k' and iori win
-terry would beat Geese by a cheap shot
-all the specials would be beefed up moves
-terry will have inner conflicts
-they'd make a third rate movie out of it with STeven Segal as Terry Bogard.
-krauser will let terry win
-the hottest KoF chick will actually be a man
-terry will always pace himself so he can always be seen walking into a sunset after a good fight.
-Geonitz will lose to Kyo and Iori (actually let them win) and then Rugal will come and kill him
-the winner of any of the Kof tournaments will not come to pick up the torphy
-kyo will give his pictures to shingo
-the last we'd see of terry, he was living with an old retard who thinks teenage girls dig him
-Chin gentsai would be one of the godtiers
-every time terry farts, they'd bring in someone to point out how only a true warrior can do that
-the KoF story will stop making sense
-choi bounge will be a heart throb.
-Tizoc will be gay
-Rugal would be too powerful but in order to "balance it out" one hit would give him up to 30 percent damage
-they'd be two companies making the same game and all the names and info will be constantly mixed up so that the fans of the series can remain confused with conflicting ideas till the end of days.
-Kim Jaehoon and Kim Donghwan will be retconned as NOT sons of Kim Kaphwan but as his grandsons and that would be retconned too
-MAi would be the strongest woman in the world
-Kyo-1 and Kyo-2 would be retconned as real characters who were basically Kyo's long lost brothers.
-Vanessa would have her name changed to "Lyla Alee" instead of "Liala Ali"
-there will be at least 5-6 guys doing the same moves as Kyo
-if the team making this KoF leaves and rehashes their own idea to make another game they'd be sued.
-the story will be retconned every month.
-new characters will be added to the series on the basis of a april fool joke
-we'll continuously be having games like Super KoF, Super KoF turbo, KoF plus, Super KoF plus, Hyper KoF, KoF special edition............all of which are the same damn thing

etc etc. 🙂

***
anyway, so what you guys do on new years?
~The Invincible Sado-sama

Originally posted by Sado22

ROFL. good one emp. 😆
you forgot how, SF2 and SF3 would be serperate timelines since they were too lazy to change Ryu's sprite 😂

And whens the last time KOF upgraded their sprites??? 🙂

Originally posted by Sado22

however imagine if Capcom bought over KoF:
-terry would still be a virgin at 35
-Kyo would lose to anyone who is tough
-Terry will need to do the power stream against Tizoc and still fail to KO him
-terry will defeat rock perfect

I don't see anything wrong with any of those, and you act like terry gets laid?

Originally posted by Sado22

-Kyo would defeat K' perfect and later on K' would defeat Ash perfect
-Iori would not train HALF as much as Kyo but would still beat him
-Iori will only fight two tough opponents and the rest of the time he'd fight little school girls and his own student

Kyo should be able to defeat K, Iori doesn't even train at all, and who fights little school girls in capcom???

Originally posted by Sado22

-we wouldn't know who won any of the KoF tournaments
-they'd make crummy 3D versions of it
-Orochi will let Kyo and Iori win
-Iori's son will keep on punching him in the nuts.
-Rugal would destroy islands and mountains with his fists
-Ignitz would let kyo, k' and iori win

Irony anyone, so, your telling me maximum impact is a good 3d game?

We don't know who most of the KOF, infact kof conflicts with the general timeline. In motw, terry is mentioned winning the first kof, yet, Ryo won it. and I don't even want to mention the timeline problems with kof. A young ryo fighting terry, and motw characters?

Igniz needs an explanation...

Originally posted by Sado22

-terry would beat Geese by a cheap shot
-all the specials would be beefed up moves

Wow sado, your telling me kof doesn't give beefed up specials?
Terry needs to lose

Originally posted by Sado22

-the hottest KoF chick will actually be a man

The hottest kof chick is a man.

Originally posted by Sado22

-the last we'd see of terry, he was living with an old retard who thinks teenage girls dig him

Originally posted by Sado22

-the KoF story will stop making sense

It never made sense

Originally posted by Sado22

-choi bounge will be a heart throb.
-Tizoc will be gay

Originally posted by Sado22

-Rugal would be too powerful but in order to "balance it out" one hit would give him up to 30 percent damage

What's snk boss syndrome?

Originally posted by Sado22

-if the team making this KoF leaves and rehashes their own idea to make another game they'd be sued.
-the story will be retconned every month.

Versus a story that can't get timelines right, and why would any company let them rehash an idea from a rival company???

Originally posted by Sado22

-we'll continuously be having games like Super KoF, Super KoF turbo, KoF plus, Super KoF plus, Hyper KoF, KoF special edition............all of which are the same damn thing

What are kof rebouts? 🙂 🙂

Happy New Year, man.

I just wish snk would go back to Fatal Fury, Samurai Showdown, etc and let kof die.

I thought MOTW 2 WIll Come OUT this Year?

And whens the last time KOF upgraded their sprites???

I don't see anything wrong with any of those, and you act like terry gets laid?

Kyo should be able to defeat K, Iori doesn't even train at all, and who fights little school girls in capcom???

Irony anyone, so, your telling me maximum impact is a good 3d game?

We don't know who most of the KOF, infact kof conflicts with the general timeline. In motw, terry is mentioned winning the first kof, yet, Ryo won it. and I don't even want to mention the timeline problems with kof. A young ryo fighting terry, and motw characters?
Igniz needs an explanation...

Wow sado, your telling me kof doesn't give beefed up specials?
Terry needs to lose

The hottest kof chick is a man.

Oro is a funny old man, and what does terry do now a days anyway?

It never made sense

What's snk boss syndrome?

Versus a story that can't get timelines right, and why would any company let them rehash an idea from a rival company?

What are kof rebouts?

I just wish snk would go back to Fatal Fury, Samurai Showdown, etc and let kof die.

Happy New Year, man.

Later dude.
~The Invincible Sado-sama

ROFL@bishounen Bison

Edge will appear & take on the entire non boss SF cast by himself. Ken, Guile and the rest will all be KOed with ease. & then Ryu will take him on by himself, proving that not only is Ryu tougher than the other SF. He's tougher than all of them put together!! Ryu will beat Akuma because Akuma will underestimate him and Ryu has heart. Pyron will appear and lose to Ryu for the same reason. Later, Shina Akuma, God Rugal, Goku, Pyron, Orochi, & Apocalypse will team up to fight Ryu. Their combined efforts will not be enough to put Ryu down because he has heart. He will outlast them all. Ken will become less important to the plot than Eliza and she will be in all the games while he is left out. Ryu will get a girlfriend and stay with her for many years w/out ever having kids and nobody will start to wonder why🙂. Ryu will then adopt Bison's son.

Which son is this? 😆

Originally posted by Emperor Ashtar
I just wish snk would go back to Fatal Fury, Samurai Showdown, etc and let kof die.

💃 💃 AMEN AMEN AMEN

Originally posted by Emperor Ashtar
I hope terry fans don't think he can beat a serious Yamazaki or the jin twins on his own?

I dont agree with that statement...Zaki will and has given Terry one hell of a fight but he wont "ass rape him" Though many folks think Iori and Kyo can beat most(and no I am not talking about this forum)so I am sure in the eyes of many Iori owns all.

Originally posted by Sado22
this is a hellova new year 😛

ROFL. good one emp. 😆
you forgot how, SF2 and SF3 would be serperate timelines since they were too lazy to change Ryu's sprite 😂

however imagine if Capcom bought over KoF:
-terry would still be a virgin at 35
-Kyo would lose to anyone who is tough
-Terry will need to do the power stream against Tizoc and still fail to KO him
-terry will defeat rock perfect
-Kyo would defeat K' perfect and later on K' would defeat Ash perfect
-Iori would not train HALF as much as Kyo but would still beat him
-Iori will only fight two tough opponents and the rest of the time he'd fight little school girls and his own student
-we wouldn't know who won any of the KoF tournaments
-they'd make crummy 3D versions of it
-Orochi will let Kyo and Iori win
-Iori's son will keep on punching him in the nuts.
-Rugal would destroy islands and mountains with his fists
-Ignitz would let kyo, k' and iori win
-terry would beat Geese by a cheap shot
-all the specials would be beefed up moves
-terry will have inner conflicts
-they'd make a third rate movie out of it with STeven Segal as Terry Bogard.
-krauser will let terry win
-the hottest KoF chick will actually be a man
-terry will always pace himself so he can always be seen walking into a sunset after a good fight.
-Geonitz will lose to Kyo and Iori (actually let them win) and then Rugal will come and kill him
-the winner of any of the Kof tournaments will not come to pick up the torphy
-kyo will give his pictures to shingo
-the last we'd see of terry, he was living with an old retard who thinks teenage girls dig him
-Chin gentsai would be one of the godtiers
-every time terry farts, they'd bring in someone to point out how only a true warrior can do that
-the KoF story will stop making sense
-choi bounge will be a heart throb.
-Tizoc will be gay
-Rugal would be too powerful but in order to "balance it out" one hit would give him up to 30 percent damage
-they'd be two companies making the same game and all the names and info will be constantly mixed up so that the fans of the series can remain confused with conflicting ideas till the end of days.
-Kim Jaehoon and Kim Donghwan will be retconned as NOT sons of Kim Kaphwan but as his grandsons and that would be retconned too
-MAi would be the strongest woman in the world
-Kyo-1 and Kyo-2 would be retconned as real characters who were basically Kyo's long lost brothers.
-Vanessa would have her name changed to "Lyla Alee" instead of "Liala Ali"
-there will be at least 5-6 guys doing the same moves as Kyo
-if the team making this KoF leaves and rehashes their own idea to make another game they'd be sued.
-the story will be retconned every month.
-new characters will be added to the series on the basis of a april fool joke
-we'll continuously be having games like Super KoF, Super KoF turbo, KoF plus, Super KoF plus, Hyper KoF, KoF special edition............all of which are the same damn thing

etc etc. 🙂

***
anyway, so what you guys do on new years?
~The Invincible Sado-sama

Dayum that is one hell of an analysis! 😉

Here is one I like. Ryu comes from an ancestrial clan that has the ablility to weild..I mean execute Hadouken's...by this he is a "natural talent"... Ryu is arrogent and a slacker. He has a student by the name of Sakura(I hope I am right)that looks up to him.

Ryu treats Sakura like total sh!t...because he finds her to be really annoying and usually orders Sakura to get him sandwhiches while he is gazing on the the school, I mean Dojo rooftop in Japan. Ryu enters the SF tournament and wins against Sagat, because of the time running out.

Ryu, Ken, Dan can only defeat Gill, because Gill is weak against Hadoukens. Even though it's a team effort, Ryu somehow gets to be called the SF champion and get the glory while his teammates are left in the back burner 😄

Ken also comes from an ancestrial clan that is able to execute Hadoukens like Ryu. A long time ago, Ryu's family and Ken' family were ONE. The Master's clan was tired of living under the shadow of The Hoshi clan, so that family made a pact with Gill. The masters family broke off from the Hoshi family and thus became their own family.

Zip to present...Ken is mentioned as the most feared man in the SF tournament....He can rip through people's skin like butter and when he gets really MAD watch OUT!!!...he turns into Violent Ken and by this it seems that every Street Fighter is unable to stop him..."It seems"

Though Ken has this unhealthy obession with Ryu. This obession has made him also quite the stalker. Ken goes around screaming KILL RYU! KILL RYU!... as well after all of these years Ken has never seemed to change his costume 😱

Ken is suppose to be better stronger than Ryu since the hatred goes back 1800 years ago but he has still not killed him 🙁 Though now it seems Ken joins Ryu and in taking on the biggest threats such as Gill, Bison and maybe Oro? though even through all of this, he still wants to KILL Ryu.

😆 😆 😆 this was fun.

" The hottest KOF chick is a man ".

Emp, you rascal. I knew you had the hots for chicks in bussines suits.

Originally posted by brainchild81
You sure? How old should he be? In KOF:MI Maniax #7. Ryo is called Mr. Karate. He has a goatee & his age is even stated.

Edge will appear & take on the entire non boss SF cast by himself. Ken, Guile and the rest will all be KOed with ease. & then Ryu will take him on by himself, proving that not only is Ryu tougher than the other SF. He's tougher than all of them put together!! Ryu will beat Akuma because Akuma will underestimate him and Ryu has heart. Pyron will appear and lose to Ryu for the same reason. Later, Shina Akuma, God Rugal, Goku, Pyron, Orochi, & Apocalypse will team up to fight Ryu. Their combined efforts will not be enough to put Ryu down because he has heart. He will outlast them all. Ken will become less important to the plot than Eliza and she will be in all the games while he is left out. Ryu will get a girlfriend and stay with her for many years w/out ever having kids and nobody will start to wonder why. Ryu will then adopt Bison's son.

P-Geyser: ROFL
oh and you're kinda kicking your own ass by the following comment:
"as well after all of these years Ken has never seemed to change his costume"
when its all said and done NO ONE from SF has had a wardrobe change!other than that ROFL. 😆
massage your @$$ too cuz you're sued too 😠

~The Invincible Sado-sama

Originally posted by Sado22
ROFL! 😆
so i started a trend now. *copyrights all his posts and sues P-Geyser and BC for infridgement*
BC Geese DID NOT underestimate Terry....just to clear it out for you for the umpteenth time. thick headed b@st@rd! 😛
other than that, ROFL and oh you're @$$ is sued. 😠

P-Geyser: ROFL
oh and you're kinda kicking your own ass by the following comment:
"as well after all of these years Ken has never seemed to change his costume"
when its all said and done NO ONE from SF has had a wardrobe change!other than that ROFL. 😆
massage your @$$ too cuz you're sued too 😠

~The Invincible Sado-sama

😛 😆 .....though doesn't Ken change his clothes once in awhile? 🙁

Originally posted by brainchild81
Edge will appear & take on the entire non boss SF cast by himself. Ken, Guile and the rest will all be KOed with ease. & then Ryu will take him on by himself, proving that not only is Ryu tougher than the other SF. He's tougher than all of them put together!! Ryu will beat Akuma because Akuma will underestimate him and Ryu has heart. Pyron will appear and lose to Ryu for the same reason. Later, Shina Akuma, God Rugal, Goku, Pyron, Orochi, & Apocalypse will team up to fight Ryu. Their combined efforts will not be enough to put Ryu down because he has heart. He will outlast them all. Ken will become less important to the plot than Eliza and she will be in all the games while he is left out. Ryu will get a girlfriend and stay with her for many years w/out ever having kids and nobody will start to wonder why🙂. Ryu will then adopt Bison's son.

🙂Thanx. I'll be here all week.

Originally posted by Sado22
ROFL! 😆
so i started a trend now. *copyrights all his posts and sues P-Geyser and BC for infridgement*
BC Geese DID NOT underestimate Terry....just to clear it out for you for the umpteenth time.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Which son is this? 😆