top 10 sad songs

Originally posted by Bardock42
...go on.

Then, when you're done, you suck their tiny little heads off and thread their empty shells on to a gold chain that you wear around your neck like a trophy.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Then, when you're done, you suck their tiny little heads off and thread their empty shells on to a gold chain that you wear around your neck like a trophy.

I knew you could do it. You just had to believe in yourself. I am proud of you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I knew you could do it. You just had to believe in yourself. I am proud of you.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
http://musicnews.virgin.net/Virgin/Lifestyle/Music/virginMusicNewsDetail/0,13556,1767253_music,00.html

1. The Verve - The Drugs Don't Work
2. Robbie Williams - Angels
3. Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
4. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
5. Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
6. Will Young - Leave Right Now
7. Elvis Presley - Are You Lonesome Tonight?
8. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
9. James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover
10. Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees

I disagree with the list becuase Janis Ian Seventeen should be in the top 10.

Down in a Hole by Alice in Chains. Makes me sad 🙁

Casimir Pulaski Day by Sufjan Stevens is bittersweet.

Also Sixteen, Maybe Less by Iron & Wine.

Lover, You Should've Come Over by Jeff Buckley.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I first dibsed it.

Although I'd take seconds.

You sure would...you sure would.

I actually would.

So would you.

I...I can't deny that. Hell, even filthy fourths, sickening sixths, or even atrocious eighths. I'd still be game.

Any useful friction would be at a premium by then.

You'd have to stick sandpaper in her hole to get the proper friction.

Still, a small price to pay.

Anal sex lined with sandpaper, due to excessive dilation from immediately previous partners?

It's hardly cheap, is it?

My dad has a bunch of excess sandpaper, I'm sure he'd lend it to us.

Well, I'll leave the asking to you.

Pussy.

Fine.

'Hi, Mr. Backfire. Yeah, you too. Anyway, your son, Backfire Jr, tells me you have excess sandpaper. No, no, it's just your son, Backfire, and I, would like to borrow it to have anal sex with Christina Aguilera. Huh? Oh, friction purposes...No, it's because of her previous 7 partners. Just before us two. Yeah, we will bring it back. Thanks, cya!'

Hmmm, I see your point. Explaining it that way may cause him to want to join in...and I just don't think his old heart could handle the excitement of anal sex with such a hot piece of meat.

You two are so cute and furry.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You two are so cute and furry.

Yeah, I need to shave...my pubes.

hurt - christina aguilera
the scientist - coldplay
show me the meaning of being loney - backstreet boys
my immortal - evanescence

and many many others

I find the entire urban music industry quite saddening.