The Punisher vs DC earth.

Started by Soljer23 pages

The Punisher vs DC earth.

The Punisher has two centuries of prep, during which he (magically) will not age.

He will then set upon trying to kill EVERY non-bullet proof character on DC earth. How does he fare?

He kills them all. odds are no one will agree but ohh well. I'll give u an A for effort tho.

Wow. That's certainly origonal. I don't even know how to approach this one..... Punisher, maybe?

Originally posted by Muck101
Wow. That's certainly origonal. I don't even know how to approach this one..... Punisher, maybe?
Long story, actually not really, check the punisher vs. gambit thread's last few posts.

lol

Hell im willing to say give frank the rest of his natural life to kill these guys and he can do it, just give him about the same body as he has now, he'll be about 110, so that will give him about 50 years. I think he can do it, he has the will and determination of 30 spidermen.

Wonder Woman is not officially bullet proof...

He'll probably just spend all of his time moaning about how much everything costs and that people don't show enough respect anymore.

😛

"damn kids these days"

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Flash isn't bulletproof either...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Flash isn't bulletproof either...

So kill him in his sleep then.

Does prep actually allow that?

Me with a knife and a half hours prep vs Flash in his sleep. I win.

He could set a bomb under his bed or something.

Originally posted by Scoobless
So kill him in his sleep then.
Yeah, people act as if this is an impossible feat, it really isn't. Especially when your dealing with someone who always defies the odds and takes on supers all the time. Hell most of these jerkoff's will be like having sex or masterbating or sleeping, or clubin or reading comics when frank ventelates their skull. Its not frank is gunna come up to them and be like, I am frank castle the punisher and im here to kill you.

Prep generally only allows for one-sided actions up until the point the battle starts.

It would be good if Soljer would clarify if for the remainder of Punisher's time on DC Earth everything is still one-sided in his favour.

This reminds me of the whole Nightwing is ninja, he beats Northstar by sneaking up on NS while he sleeps and kicking him in the head.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Wonder Woman is not officially bullet proof...

Well...

*takes DEEP breath*

Neither is Jakeem Thunder. Nor the Flash. Nor Dr. Fate, that I know of. Nor Dr. Light. Nor are ANY of the Green Lanterns. Nor Animal Man/Vixen. Nor Captain Cold. Nor Changeling (Beast Boy). Nor are any of the Hawkmen, girls, or Women, are they? Nor is the Human Bomb. Nor is Jericho. Nor Karate Kid. Nor Garth Ranzz. Nor Livewire. Nor Superman Blue. Nor Mirror Master. Nor Molecule. Nor Morgan Le Fay. Nor multiplex. Nor Ocean Master. Nor the friggin Phantom Stranger. Nor is Poison Ivy. Nor is Zoom. Nor is Raven. Nor is Ressurection Man. Nor is Sandman or Dream. Nor is Scorch or Sebastian Faust. Nor is Star Boy. Nor Sun boy. Nor is the Swamp Thing. Nor is Terra. Nor Zatanna. Nor is Wildfire. Nor is Waverider.

*pants heavily*

Hmmm....

Originally posted by Soljer
Well...

*takes DEEP breath*

Neither is Jakeem Thunder. Nor the Flash. Nor Dr. Fate, that I know of. Nor Dr. Light. Nor are ANY of the Green Lanterns. Nor Animal Man/Vixen. Nor Captain Cold. Nor Changeling (Beast Boy). Nor are any of the Hawkmen, girls, or Women, are they? Nor is the Human Bomb. Nor is Jericho. Nor Karate Kid. Nor Garth Ranzz. Nor Livewire. Nor Superman Blue. Nor Mirror Master. Nor Molecule. Nor Morgan Le Fay. Nor multiplex. Nor Ocean Master. Nor the friggin Phantom Stranger. Nor is Poison Ivy. Nor is Zoom. Nor is Raven. Nor is Ressurection Man. Nor is Sandman or Dream. Nor is Scorch or Sebastian Faust. Nor is Star Boy. Nor Sun boy. Nor is the Swamp Thing. Nor is Terra. Nor Zatanna. Nor is Wildfire. Nor is Waverider.

*pants heavily*

Hmmm....

I said Flash already 😛

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Prep generally only allows for one-sided actions up until the point the battle starts.

It would be good if Soljer would clarify if for the remainder of Punisher's time on DC Earth everything is still one-sided in his favour.

This reminds me of the whole Nightwing is ninja, he beats Northstar by sneaking up on NS while he sleeps and kicking him in the head.

Frank gets the prep time to PLAN and equip for his attack on DC Earth. He is then instantly transported to DC. The Earth remains, at this point, unaware of his presence. He then has the remainder of his natural life to exterminate DC Earth. Obviously, after the first few 'skulls are ventilated,' a hero or two will get a little bit antsy, and curious.

In other words, their only warning is the ever increasing body count of heros and villains alike.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I said Flash already 😛

It took me a while to type all that.

Shut up.

Hmph.

😛.

So he can't try and set traps until he gets into DC Earth?

He can't kill Poison Ivy permanently, she can just come back to life.

He isn't killing Zoom.

Killing Flash in his sleep might work, but if he doesn't die, he's got a very good healing factor.

Even if WW was the first person he went after, and he sneak attacked her, he'd probably still die against her. Blind WW can deflect machine-gun fire.

And there are several others he has no business trying to fight.

After he killed a few weaker heroes all the other heroes would be onto him, Batman would probably figure out who he is.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
So he can't try and set traps until he gets into DC Earth?

He can't kill Poison Ivy permanently, she can just come back to life.

He isn't killing Zoom.

Killing Flash in his sleep might work, but if he doesn't die, he's got a very good healing factor.

Even if WW was the first person he went after, and he sneak attacked her, he'd probably still die against her. Blind WW can deflect machine-gun fire.

And there are several others he has no business trying to fight.

After he killed a few weaker heroes all the other heroes would be onto him, Batman would probably figure out who he is.

If something can kill these guys punisher is gunna kill them if givin enough time. I mean u say WW can deflect bullets, but frank isn't just gunna go up and start firing at her, he will set a trap or something, gas, toxins, ect. He can just trap posion ivy which will be a tko, and zoom, it will be hard, but if he sets a trap that zoom can't see and if frank does reseach and recon on these guys, which he most certainly will, he will hit where they go, where they live and when they go to bed or something there will be a little surpise waiting, only frank knows for sure and whatever it is it will kill or assure a kill in the future. Hell he could just poision their food, seriously there is a million ways frank can approach this.