Lets talk about relationships...

Started by Mišt8 pages
Originally posted by Röland
I myself have never tried it. 13

You should, its fun, dont worry if you give them a blood nose, just say 'its not like its the only place you're bleeding anyway' 13

Originally posted by Naz
😂 You make them sound like mosquitos.

🥷 Filthy blood suckers.

They are, in a way. tongue

😛

Originally posted by Mišt
You should, its fun, dont worry if you give them a blood nose, just say 'its not like its the only place you're bleeding anyway' 13

If I give them a bloody nose I will have to give them a "Strawberry Shortcake" 13

Originally posted by Röland
They are, in a way. tongue

😛

If I give them a bloody nose I will have to give them a "Strawberry Shortcake" 13

Oh that would be nice 13

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh that would be nice 13

It would be funny. 13

What the hell is up with the hamster smiley? 😐

Originally posted by Röland
It would be funny. 13

What the hell is up with the hamster smiley? 😐

The hamster is called tongue.😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The hamster is called tongue.😛

I figured that out but I don't like to post the hamster smiley. 😛 13

Röland, I must say you need to look at patterns in your past girlfriends and see what about all of them is the same. That will be the gene that makes them b!tches, now all you need to do is stay away from those kind of girls.

I noticed when I was younger that I was always falling for a certain type of woman. Based mostly on looks of course, I was stupid and horny. Those who would actually date me made me feel like the happiest guy in the world...for a week...then after that it was all in the shithole. They were girls who loved material items and they couldn't love me since I couldn't provide for them. Surprise, surprise...all but one of these girls cheated on me in one form or another.

I took a step back and looked at my life and found a girl with the perfect mix. She's gorgeous, smart, athletic, sweet, she'd much rather hear a poem I wrote about her rather than anything I can buy from a store.

Keep looking and you'll find that perfect girl eventually.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Röland, I must say you need to look at patterns in your past girlfriends and see what about all of them is the same. That will be the gene that makes them b!tches, now all you need to do is stay away from those kind of girls.

I noticed when I was younger that I was always falling for a certain type of woman. Based mostly on looks of course, I was stupid and horny. Those who would actually date me made me feel like the happiest guy in the world...for a week...then after that it was all in the shithole. They were girls who loved material items and they couldn't love me since I couldn't provide for them. Surprise, surprise...all but one of these girls cheated on me in one form or another.

I took a step back and looked at my life and found a girl with the perfect mix. She's gorgeous, smart, athletic, sweet, she'd much rather hear a poem I wrote about her rather than anything I can buy from a store.

Keep looking and you'll find that perfect girl eventually.

They were all blonde so I'm thinking of looking for dark haired girls from now on. 😛

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure there's someone out there for me. 🙂

Originally posted by Röland
They were all blonde so I'm thinking of looking for dark haired girls from now on. 😛

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure there's someone out there for me. 🙂

You are the dumbest/cutest little shit for that.🤣

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You are the dumbest/cutest little shit for that.🤣

Haha guess you're out, stupid blonde13

Originally posted by Mišt
Haha guess you're out, stupid blonde13

I'm a natural brunette.13

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm a natural brunette.13

Suuure you are....stupid blonde13

Originally posted by Röland
They were all blonde so I'm thinking of looking for dark haired girls from now on. 😛

Thanks for the advice, I'm sure there's someone out there for me. 🙂

Dark haired women are more sexy anyways. 😛

No offense to any blondes out there.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You are the dumbest/cutest little shit for that.🤣

I see why I'm cute. eyes

Am I dumb because I dated blondes instead of brunettes? 😛

Are brunettes more hornier because I will admit I have a high sex drive. 13

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Dark haired women are more sexy anyways. 😛

No offense to any blondes out there.

Haha LF isnt sexy anymore, take that *****13

Originally posted by Röland
I see why I'm cute. eyes

Am I dumb because I dated blondes instead of brunettes? 😛

Are brunettes more hornier because I will admit I have a high sex drive. 13

Girls period are horny but, don't let loose our secret.secret

Originally posted by Mišt
Haha LF isnt sexy anymore, take that *****13

Haha Mist never was. ****13

Oh you cut me deepweep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Girls period are horny but, don't let loose our secret.secret

My first two girlfriends had to be begged to do any fooling around. 😐

But seriously though are dark haired girls ALWAYS horny, because I can do it anytime and anywhere. 13

Originally posted by Röland
My first two girlfriends had to be begged to do any fooling around. 😐

But seriously though are dark haired girls ALWAYS horny, because I can do it anytime and anywhere. 13

yes no 13

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Dark haired women are more sexy anyways. 😛

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