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*orders Ken a new liver off ebay* 13

Originally posted by Mišt
*orders Ken a new liver off ebay* 13

Buy me shoes.13

Orders Ken a new brain. 13

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Its a crazy world.

Sleep on your side.petpet

Don't worry, I'm not drinking any more and my stomach is pretty much epty of all the alcohol.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Frankly, Attention Whore.

Though, I guess I can understand it.

Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. 🙁 Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Don't worry, I'm not drinking any more and my stomach is pretty much epty of all the alcohol.

Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. 🙁 Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel.

Puke?

i'm sorry. Hope the alcohol made you feel slightly better, even though it never does seem to. 🙁

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Buy me shoes.13

No, I hate you *****, go die in a fire somewhere alone. 13

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Don't worry, I'm not drinking any more and my stomach is pretty much epty of all the alcohol.

Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. 🙁 Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel.

Yikes! It's okay baby you don't need to explain I know how you feel.hugglomp

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Sorry that my bad day is deserving enough of you needing to call me an attention whore. 🙁 Why don't you come back after being dumped by the woman you asked to marry you and we'll see how you feel.

It's alright, mate.
I can undestand your situation. Though my observation stands. I see you need it now.

Alright whatever, I'm outtie.

People are idiots, oh boo hoo, you got dumped, pleasssseeee...

Originally posted by Bloigen
People are idiots, oh boo hoo, you got dumped, pleasssseeee...

Go **** a goat.

Hey Lance, whenever I get the blues. I listen to Johnny Cash.

YouTube video
"Get Rhythm"

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin' low at the peoples' feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How'd he keep from gettin' the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the trouble from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on , get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy
And I thought I was gonna jump for joy
Slapped on the shoe polish left and right
He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight
He stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said you're a mighty little boy to be-a workin' that way
He said I like it with a big wide grin
Kept on a poppin' and he said again

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Originally posted by Dusty
Hey Lance, whenever I get the blues. I listen to Johnny Cash.

YouTube video
"Get Rhythm"

Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin' low at the peoples' feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How'd he keep from gettin' the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the trouble from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on , get rhythm when you get the blues
Get a rock 'n' roll feelin' in your bones
Put taps on your toes and get gone
Get rhythm when you get the blues

Well, I sat down to listen to the shoeshine boy
And I thought I was gonna jump for joy
Slapped on the shoe polish left and right
He took a shoeshine rag and he held it tight
He stopped once to wipe the sweat away
I said you're a mighty little boy to be-a workin' that way
He said I like it with a big wide grin
Kept on a poppin' and he said again

Get rhythm when you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues

You're a strange little man Dusty.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're a strange little man Dusty.

did u pass out yet?

You are a smart fella, Dusty.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You're a strange little man Dusty.

Yeah.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are a smart fella, Dusty.

Some say it is so.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
did u pass out yet?

Uh, last night...I'm sobering up now.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Uh, last night...I'm sobering up now.

That's good.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Uh, last night...I'm sobering up now.

DRINK SOME MORE!!!!!

Spoiler:
so I can rob you while you're drunk again 🥷

Originally posted by SpadeKing
DRINK SOME MORE!!!!!
Spoiler:
so I can rob you while you're drunk again 🥷

Don't encourage him