In Hogwarts a story is told, that Crookshanks ate three words, one was meow , crunch. The second one was Crookshanks ate while spending time sleeping on a dog who bit Crookshank's tail every day and night. The dog was sitting in a duplicate thread.
Hermione and ron were kissing in the girls washroom but someone was Chewing bubblegum therefore they broke up because bubblegum is gross and chewish. Then Voldemort went to find the port key to all of the bubblegum stashes in Hogwarts. While Potter was kissing Cho, Draco was telling Mcgonagall that she loves him, although he is ....
( I deleted the words related to closing the thread, lets continue with the story, until Rogue closes it. I hope he will not, So Rogue please don't close this thread it gives us something to do, I know there is a similar one, but no one has visited that one. )