Hogwarts a story is told, that Crookshanks ate three words, one was meow , crunch. The second one was Crookshanks ate while spending time sleeping on a dog who bit Crookshank's tail every day and night. The dog was sitting in a duplicate thread.
Hermione and Ron were kissing in the girls washroom but someone was Chewing bubblegum therefore they broke up because bubblegum is gross and chewish. Then Voldemort went to find the port key to all of the bubblegum stashes in Hogwarts. While Potter was kissing Cho, Draco was telling Mcgonagall that she loves him. But duplicate threads are not allowed here. Rogue should close this thread ASAP. Phantom is right, as is Barker. Anyone report it, not just us. Because we are smart, we report, like others should. Therefore, Lykwhoaman should shut up and never post here. Reported for closure. Finally, it's done, so we can't continue this crap like thread about crap. Barker out barked phantom about barking barkingly.
The ipod D.D uses seems to be broken so she opened the door, kicked it, then Dumbledore heard the song of a phoenix, took out pizza for her, but Miss Noris... got annoyed with DD. Who wouldn't? Not her, someone who's called anonymous. You are very intelligent young wizard, said Snape. Harry ate the pizza which Hagrid gave him, and threw it at Nickey, therefore Nickey screamed at DD and slapped her for throwing it at her, she also took Harry's virginity away. Poor Harry, had trouble explaining to Ginny how he was tempted to sleep with her, so he went to hermione, who fancied Malfoy Junior who loves to take girls' virginity, and started to