Scythe's Thread

Started by Sol Valentine1,133 pages

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, thanks Sancty, Scyther was always my favorite.

No! I liked it!! Honestly!!

Don't kick my ass again! If I had my gun right now I'd kill you!!!

Unholy ****, remember, unholy ****.

Why unholy?

Because I'm much too Satanic for holy-ness comin' out of my ass.

You're a satanist? I'm a phsycopath-in-training.

I'm a Satanic Psychopathic Schitzo who eats the hearts of goats for a sacrifice to the dark lord.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'm a Satanic Psychopathic Schitzo who eats the hearts of goats for a sacrifice to the dark lord.

That's the stuff!

Scythe!

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Scythe!

ME!!

I mean...

SHELLIE!!

Originally posted by Scythe
ME!!

I mean...

SHELLIE!!

YES!!

Hello Scythe

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
YES!!

I have an owwie on mah hoof..... Could you fix my booboo?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Hello Scythe

Hell-O, thanks for comin' by, how've you been?

Originally posted by Scythe
Hell-O, thanks for comin' by, how've you been?

I've been sorta bad recently, I found out that the girl I like may have lied to me just to get me to go away 🙁

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Scythe
I have an owwie on mah hoof..... Could you fix my booboo? [/QUOTE] *wraps a bloody placenta around your hoof securing it with the still attached umbilical cord*

Yes?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I've been sorta bad recently, I found out that the girl I like may have lied to me just to get me to go away 🙁

Aww, then she isn't worth pursuing. You shouldn't have to lie to someone to ignore them. What does that tell you if a relationship were to happen, ya know?

Don't let it drag ya down. THere's someone out there for everyone, we just can't be lazy asses and wait for them to come to us. We have to rise up and search for them.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Scythe
[B]I have an owwie on mah hoof..... Could you fix my booboo?
*wraps a bloody placenta around your hoof securing it with the still attached umbilical cord*

Yes? [/B][/QUOTE]

Could you do it again? I ate the contents on my hand...

Originally posted by Scythe
Aww, then she isn't worth pursuing. You shouldn't have to lie to someone to ignore them. What does that tell you if a relationship were to happen, ya know?

Don't let it drag ya down. THere's someone out there for everyone, we just can't be lazy asses and wait for them to come to us. We have to rise up and search for them.

The thing is, I'm not sure if she has lied or not – I can't say for sure yet, and then the other thing is that she's the only decent person in my school, everyone else are jerks. But you are right, I'll rise up to it and search.

Originally posted by Scythe
*wraps a bloody placenta around your hoof securing it with the still attached umbilical cord*

Yes?

Could you do it again? I ate the contents on my hand... [/B][/QUOTE] *repeats*
Now that was the last placenta until supplies are refreshed!

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
The thing is, I'm not sure if she has lied or not – I can't say for sure yet, and then the other thing is that she's the only decent person in my school, everyone else are jerks. But you are right, I'll rise up to it and search.

Be blunt, very blunt. I'd rather make a fool of myself to know the truth, than spend my time thinking what could've happened. Keep searching, because another pretty girl on the other side is searching for you right now. You have to meet her half way.

And I know a ton of people argue: "Well my love fell on my lap, I didn't have to lift a finger!" Those people are douchebags. Usually rich, wealthy douchebags who land women not because they are loved, but for their cash. So don't be an idiotic douche and keep lookin' out for the one.

If this chick at your school that you think lied might be the one, bring up the question, be blunt about it. Just ask: "Did you lie to avoid me?" If she says yes, then f*ck that! If she says no, pay close attention to her mannerisms. If she's all sympathetic and emotional, you'll know she's telling the truth, but if she adds sarcasm to her answer, like: "umm, no! Silly you, I'd never avoid you....you silly you.." Yeah, she's covering up that fact that she was...

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
*repeats*
Now that was the last placenta until supplies are refreshed!

Aww, use bandages next time, those taste bad!

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by Scythe

Aww, use bandages next time, those taste bad! [/QUOTE] I am out of those too. Sorry.

[QUOTE=]Originally posted by The Grey Fox
The thing is, I'm not sure if she has lied or not – I can't say for sure yet, and then the other thing is that she's the only decent person in my school, everyone else are jerks. But you are right, I'll rise up to it and search. [/QUOTE] Id listen to the goat. he knows what he is talking about. Id add more but he said it all right there.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I am out of those too. Sorry.

It's okay, I'll eat anything!

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Id listen to the goat. he knows what he is talking about. Id add more but he said it all right there.

Yup, never steered anyone wrong.