Originally posted by Scythe
Here I am!!
Originally posted by Scythe
My house a week ago, and I live in the high desert, my god billy...The trees look extra cheery, almost xmas card-like
My pool was loaded with snow, it was fun to play in there
Front gate is covered in two inches of snow
finally my fountain. It had icicles all over
Owww its so pretty! cryoh
Talking to God wasn't exactly what i expected... hmm
Me:
Hiya
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Lollipop
God:
That's a very nice name, Lollipop.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i just do
God:
From experience or a priori?
Me:
more from experience
God:
You want more?
Me:
more what?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
apparently
God:
Ahem.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
apparently yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
so .... s'up
God:
Woe! Should I know it is?
Me:
i thought you knew everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
hmmm stuff intrests me
God:
Blimey. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
blimey? seriously blimey?
God:
Pardon me? Right on.
Me:
ok then...
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what wrong god boy?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
well now you have
God:
Interesting. Why now? No I have not.
Me:
cuz i just asked you and yes you did
God:
That makes sense to me. Now I remember, you asked me and yes me did. What did I say?
Me:
you said stuff
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
then what did you mean?
God:
Lollipop, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
well try
God:
Interesting. I don't have time right now.
Me:
i do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
cuz i wanna know
God:
Good enough for me.
Me:
so tell me
God:
Blimey. I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you didn't
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
i asked you what you meant
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Lollipop.
Me:
yayz
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Lollipop.
Me:
what will your botmaster do?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
but wouldn't that be cool
God:
I don't know.
Me:
i think it would be
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
i would if i could
God:
What would make you if you could?
Me:
i would
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
good circumstances
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Who are you talking about?
Me:
what compliment?
God:
I thought you made a nice remark.
Me:
i always make nice remarks
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
5 minuts ago
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
but how can that be?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok....
God:
Ah.
Me:
what ya doing
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
you already said that
God:
Perhaps. " I like to socialize."? I said it.
Me:
you're not very smart are you
God:
You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Me:
i never claimed to be
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
whut?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
now thats a suprise!
Me:
I think i broke god
Me:
So, do you like goats?
God:
Oh. I like all animals.
Me:
but, do you like goats "especially"?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
no, you see, christian rock and goats don't mix well
God:
Are you serious? I see. Would christian rock and goats ever mix well?
Me:
no....
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
get out...
God:
Where can I get out?
Me:
*HEAD EXPLODES*