Scythe's Thread

Started by Sol Valentine1,133 pages

night Scythe!

Originally posted by Scythe
Nothin' much man, just makin' a sandwich.

Is it a manwich?

Originally posted by Kosta
Is it a manwich?

That would be pretty cool if I could eat that, haha. It's a ham sandwich loaded with spicy peppers though.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
night Scythe!

Night Sol, be safe.

Scythe, I know youre a fan of boobs, say if you have any advice what makes boobs grow easy and fast?

Originally posted by Mywi
Scythe, I know youre a fan of boobs, say if you have any advice what makes boobs grow easy and fast?

Uh oh, haha! Well, from what women have told me, eating fatty foods, then working on areas around the boobs to keep the weight off one's body except the breasts has been told to me several times. Some people can pull it off if they work out hard on their stomach, thighs, and arms. Plastic surgery, but that's just way to dangerous in my opinion.

Easiest way is to just get a bra that pumps them up all plumpy like, or the natural way which I doubt you'de wanna take, gettin' pregnant. That expands breasts. Yeah...

Losing fat in specific areas is not possible. When you burn fat, it burns evenly off your body, some areas faster than others depending on your genetic predisposition on where fat is stored on your body. Thus, the first thing Scythe said would not work very well. You'd get bigger breasts if you put on weight, but then again, that isn't the case all the time. Most women tend to store fat around the things and butt.

The other two options would work. One other one is hormone treatment, but that is very expensive, and for a woman your age, probably not a good idea.

Originally posted by Scythe
Maybe...

Nah, I'm right here!


Yayz!

iz bored todays and i feelz weak ermm

Originally posted by Mywi
Scythe, I know youre a fan of boobs, say if you have any advice what makes boobs grow easy and fast?

We work for a company that sells products to make boobs grow, its quite expensive but its 100% natural products, no hormones involved, i can give you the link to their website if you want

Originally posted by Kosta
Losing fat in specific areas is not possible. When you burn fat, it burns evenly off your body, some areas faster than others depending on your genetic predisposition on where fat is stored on your body. Thus, the first thing Scythe said would not work very well. You'd get bigger breasts if you put on weight, but then again, that isn't the case all the time. Most women tend to store fat around the things and butt.

The other two options would work. One other one is hormone treatment, but that is very expensive, and for a woman your age, probably not a good idea.


Actually that's not true, there are specific exercises to help you lose more weight in certain areas, that's what the exercises are for, though you might not actually lose the weight so much as turn it into muscle ✅

Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, sexy miss?

Whoo!

Hahahahaha!

Guy: Oh baby, let's do it, let's have some sex! Dirty ass sex!

Girl: Yes, right here in this alley, where everyone can see, I don't care!!

*Sex starts*

Scythe & Selphie: HADOUKEN!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Kosta
Losing fat in specific areas is not possible. When you burn fat, it burns evenly off your body, some areas faster than others depending on your genetic predisposition on where fat is stored on your body. Thus, the first thing Scythe said would not work very well. You'd get bigger breasts if you put on weight, but then again, that isn't the case all the time. Most women tend to store fat around the things and butt.

The other two options would work. One other one is hormone treatment, but that is very expensive, and for a woman your age, probably not a good idea.

Don't feel weak babeh, I'm here!

Originally posted by Selphie
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Dudette, can you imagine the news report??!

"Hello this is Jeff Marshall reporting on site where a young couple was assaulted during sexual intercourse, police say that a man and a woman, shouting deliriously, took it upon themselves to 'uppercut' the young couple while they engaged in illegal conduct in this alley, when asked to give a statement, the man had this to say:

"This shit is f*ckin' crazy, so I was about to screw my girlfriend when all of a sudden these to whack jobs come out of nowhere with blood all over their mouths and ears and they just started punching us violently shouting these random words up in the air, not gonna lie right now, I think I pissed, pooped and bled alittle down there..."

Police are on the look out right now for two caucasian women and police have released this sketch of what the suspects might look like.

More on this story, as it develops, back to you Cherly."

Originally posted by Scythe
Don't feel weak babeh, I'm here!

Dudette, can you imagine the news report??!

"Hello this is Jeff Marshall reporting on site where a young couple was assaulted during sexual intercourse, police say that a man and a woman, shouting deliriously, took it upon themselves to 'uppercut' the young couple while they engaged in illegal conduct in this alley, when asked to give a statement, the man had this to say:

"This shit is f*ckin' crazy, so I was about to screw my girlfriend when all of a sudden these to whack jobs come out of nowhere with blood all over their mouths and ears and they just started puncing us violently shouting these random words up in the air, not gonna lie right now, I think I pissed, pooped and bled alittle down there..."

Police are on the look out right now for two caucasian women and police have released this sketch of what the suspects might look like.

More on this story, as it develops, back to you Cherly."

THIS SHIT IS ****ING CRAZY!

Originally posted by Selphie
THIS SHIT IS ****ING CRAZY!

THE F*CKING KING OF THE JUNGLE!!

Originally posted by Scythe
THE F*CKING KING OF THE JUNGLE!!

*woman in background gasps*

Originally posted by Selphie
*woman in background gasps*

Haha, so you think they'll ever catch us?

Originally posted by Scythe
Don't feel weak babeh, I'm here!

Dudette, can you imagine the news report??!

"Hello this is Jeff Marshall reporting on site where a young couple was assaulted during sexual intercourse, police say that a man and a woman, shouting deliriously, took it upon themselves to 'uppercut' the young couple while they engaged in illegal conduct in this alley, when asked to give a statement, the man had this to say:

"This shit is f*ckin' crazy, so I was about to screw my girlfriend when all of a sudden these to whack jobs come out of nowhere with blood all over their mouths and ears and they just started punching us violently shouting these random words up in the air, not gonna lie right now, I think I pissed, pooped and bled alittle down there..."

Police are on the look out right now for two caucasian women and police have released this sketch of what the suspects might look like.

More on this story, as it develops, back to you Cherly."


I can't help it baby, ive been ill, I love you! kisses

i'm off ot bed now, nighty! pillow

also lolz at story

have a blessed sleep kaya

afternoon scythe

Originally posted by guy222
have a blessed sleep kaya

afternoon scythe

Hiya Guy!

Originally posted by Kayakat
Yayz!

iz bored todays and i feelz weak ermm

We work for a company that sells products to make boobs grow, its quite expensive but its 100% natural products, no hormones involved, i can give you the link to their website if you want

Actually that's not true, there are specific exercises to help you lose more weight in certain areas, that's what the exercises are for, though you might not actually lose the weight so much as turn it into muscle ✅

Indeed, you tone those areas, making them look like there is less fat. However, when you lose fat, it gets lost evenly throughout the body, more noticeably in some areas than others based on where you body stores fat. The specific exercises you are talking about, ones like crunches, or lunges (as an example), make the abdomen thighs and buttocks look more toned, but the fat gets lost all over the body from exercise.

Originally posted by Scythe
Don't feel weak babeh, I'm here!

I feel safer knowing that. Thank you, Scythe 😛.

Originally posted by Kosta
Indeed, you tone those areas, making them look like there is less fat. However, when you lose fat, it gets lost evenly throughout the body, more noticeably in some areas than others based on where you body stores fat. The specific exercises you are talking about, ones like crunches, or lunges (as an example), make the abdomen thighs and buttocks look more toned, but the fat gets lost all over the body from exercise.

Haha, can't wait to bring that up to the gals that usually hang out with the group. That's gonna make their work outs suck.

Originally posted by Kosta
I feel safer knowing that. Thank you, Scythe 😛.

Then my job here is done.

FEAT OF THE SHINING BLADE!