Scythe's Thread

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, yesterday I saw my friend throw a lemon at someone, twas epic.

I wanna throw lemons at people!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I wanna throw lemons at people!

They f*ckin' sting if the skin gets broken.

Originally posted by Scythe
They f*ckin' sting if the skin gets broken.

So I've heard. D:

I have a tendency to walk up to random people and say random shit to them. hmm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
So I've heard. D:

I have a tendency to walk up to random people and say random shit to them. hmm

*As you tell me you have hotels on your feet*

How do you mean?

Originally posted by Scythe
*As you tell me you have hotels on your feet*

How do you mean?

Like, if I see someone with a nice shirt, I'd be like "Hey mister! Nice shirt! May I keep it? I'll give you this piece of thread in exchange for it!"

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Like, if I see someone with a nice shirt, I'd be like "Hey mister! Nice shirt! May I keep it? I'll give you this piece of thread in exchange for it!"

Haha.

"Coming up at eleven, Sol Valentine is dead... Details at eleven"

Don't do that Sol! You'll piss off a big biker guy!

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha.

"Coming up at eleven, Sol Valentine is dead... Details at eleven"

Don't do that Sol! You'll piss off a big biker guy!

I haven't came in contact with one, must watch out. D:

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I haven't came in contact with one, must watch out. D:

They look like a John Goodman clad in leather.

Originally posted by Scythe
They look like a John Goodman clad in leather.

*Puts that on notepad*

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Puts that on notepad*

Haha, we were at this club a few months ago, and my friend tells this one girl: "Hey would you like to dance??!" And she goes: "What?" So then he says: "I said you look fat in those pants. OH SHI-!" Haha, he didn't get any...

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, we were at this club a few months ago, and my friend tells this one girl: "Hey would you like to dance??!" And she goes: "What?" So then he says: "I said you look fat in those pants. OH SHI-!" Haha, he didn't get any...

It was like a punch so close then it missed horribly...

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
It was like a punch so close then it missed horribly...

He f*ckin' complained so much after she hit him in the shoulder, he was all like: "WTF did I say?!?!?!"

I told him maybe the son he doesn't have wished for him to never lie after he blew out his goddamn birthday candles like that sumb*tch kid on Liar Liar.

Originally posted by Scythe
He f*ckin' complained so much after she hit him in the shoulder, he was all like: "WTF did I say?!?!?!"

I told him maybe the son he doesn't have wished for him to never lie after he blew out his goddamn birthday candles like that sumb*tch kid on Liar Liar.

He shoulda seen it coming.

Oh my. oh

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
He shoulda seen it coming.

Oh my. oh

Haha, he should've seen that buzz cutting machine go up the back of his head later that night too!

Originally posted by Scythe
Haha, he shouldn't seen that buzz cutting machine go up the back of his head later that night too!

OH SHI-

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
OH SHI-

I know, got him good, I did.

Originally posted by Scythe
I know, got him good, I did.

Shoulda video'd it!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Shoulda video'd it!

We were in no condition to operate a camera, haha.

I wanna watch Watchmen.

Originally posted by Scythe
You win!

Bryan?