Scythe's Thread

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Mmmm, resty times...

Ah shit son

The Betrayal of Strife Scythe and the California Brigade

Originally posted by Scythe
So get this. Today I was hired by a local high school to DJ their crummy school dance. I thought it would be cool, you know? Show these kids some scratching skills, thump up the electronica, ya know? So, I borrowed my bud's turntables, brought my entire LP and vinyl collection along with my other DJ friend's. Had close to 300 records in my car, then, when I started scratching and playing a beat, the principal of the high school walks up to me and tells me to things:

"Please?? Can you play some music? You are a musician!!"

I was like, WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME?!

And the second thing he asked me was:

"Are you drinking???"

I said no, but the kids gave me some awesome Mojitos to drink, ahaha! I win!

Finally, a teacher came up to me and cleared what had been asked, they just wanted me to sit there and play dance songs and slow dance songs.....

I got paid 26 bucks.... F*ck that shit.... Me not used to being underpaid.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
The Betrayal of Strife Scythe and the California Brigade

That sounds interestingly unique!

Originally posted by Scythe

You should be like "I expect more money or I'll make this the worst dance."

Originally posted by Scythe
That sounds interestingly unique!

All neatly packed in a 6:07 song!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You should be like "I expect more money or I'll make this the worst dance."

All neatly packed in a 6:07 song!

It was a high school, haha. In LA! Ahaha! I expected to get paid either nothing or in bullets...

Wha? That's a long song!

Originally posted by Scythe
It was a high school, haha. In LA! Ahaha! I expected to get paid either nothing or in bullets...

Wha? That's a long song!

True. D:

Well it was a lot of stuff to put into this song!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
True. D:

Well it was a lot of stuff to put into this song!

Stereotyping ftw!

Cram it in there!

I crammed as much as I can into it without having to make it a double-disc album! D:

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I crammed as much as I can into it without having to make it a double-disc album! D:

I see, where might I purchase this song?

Originally posted by Scythe
I see, where might I purchase this song?

uTunes.com/musicstraightfromsunset

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
uTunes.com/musicstraightfromsunset

Ahhhhhh shiiiiiiitttt

Originally posted by Scythe
Ahhhhhh shiiiiiiitttt

What's wrong? D:

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
What's wrong? D:

You're utunes thing. It was funny. I'm gonna tell my friend to try to log onto that, then laugh when they fail.

Heya Scythe.

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
Heya Scythe.

Hey you! What's been up with you Shellie?! Long time no anything! I blame Sol...

I know... I've been busy working or pretending to work... they both are very time consuming.

I blame Sol too... unless he can tell me why...

Originally posted by Ms Chelle
I know... I've been busy working or pretending to work... they both are very time consuming.

I blame Sol too... unless he can tell me why...

Pretending to work, eh? I see. Sounds awesome, haha!

Blame that boy I tells ya! Grrrrr! Sol's awesome though!

good morning