How do you Expect others to beleive ?

Started by BobbyD15 pages

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Use your threads in the OTF Lord Urizen.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 10-15

"Long before thy creation existed, long before thy first thoughts

Before thy Virgins opened thy petals, before worlds were spawned,

There was the [b]Black Void

Thy Black Void a canal of emptiness, devoid of light

Devoid of Life, devoid of Bliss, longing to be filled"

Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 25-27

"A spark of Bliss erupted from thy loneliness of thy Void

thy first known force, thy first known energy, thy first sign of life

a force so primal and raw, thou can only nameth Orgasm"

Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 100-106

"An enormous ripple of sheer bliss moaned throughout the infinite void

a sound so mighty, so powerful, it shattered the fabric of nothing

From this Bliss, the canal birthed an egg

An egg of pure carnal fire

the embodyment of self lust, of desire

The desire for existance, the desire for progression, the desire for growth"

Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 12-16

"Thy Void, a space, a canal of non-existance, some refer to as thy divine vagina

others refer to as thy divine anus; for thou details mattereth not

when in thy void appeared desire, a force so powerful erupted- for thy force is

Orgasm"

Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Worlds
Clause 69
Verse xxx 1-4

"Let all thou know thy truth- Orgasm erupted so greatly

Desire and Void became Flesh; worlds spawned out of cosmic secretions

Suns became erect; planets hardnened

Gargantuan clouds of orgasmic secretion (nebulae) formed thy organizations of

life" [/B]

"When do you think this world began its existence?"

"Didn't it begin at the Big Bang?"

"Right now that's what's being said. However, for us there is another possibility - this world came into being three years ago." conversation between Koizumi, Prophet of Haruhi and Kyon, Companion of Haruhi

there it is plain and simple

none of your ogasmismistic drivel and fancy interperetations

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
So you really beleive the Quran is superior to the Bible ? Why ?

because it is the true word of god unlike the bible which is full of contradictions

Originally posted by Storm
Use your threads in the OTF Lord Urizen.

Uh-ho, now you did it, Uirzen.

Party's over everyone, Storm is here. 🙁

*grabs jacket and head to the door*

Originally posted by muslimscholar
because it is the true word of god unlike the bible which is full of contradictions

bah see above posts and Urizen's new religion of Orgasamism (neither has contradictions and both can be claimed to be the word of god)

Originally posted by muslimscholar
because it is the true word of god unlike the bible which is full of contradictions

What! They are both just books writen my people. 🙄

Originally posted by Storm
Use your threads in the OTF Lord Urizen.

What are you talking about ?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What! They are both just books writen my people. 🙄

its what u think

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"When do you think this world began its existence?"

"Didn't it begin at the Big Bang?"

"Right now that's what's being said. However, for us there is another possibility - this world came into being three years ago." conversation between Koizumi, Prophet of Haruhi and Kyon, Companion of Haruhi

there it is plain and simple

none of your ogasmismistic drivel and fancy interperetations

The Big Bang is evidense for the Legend of Orgasmism...

"A tremendous roar of Blissful Fire raged through the Void resulting in thy Creation"

Verse xxx 35
Clause 69
Testiment of Orgy Kalima

Great. Now we have another holy war going on.

🙁

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The Big Bang is evidense for the Legend of Orgasmism...

"A tremendous roar of Blissful Fire raged through the Void resulting in thy Creation"

Verse xxx 35
Clause 69
Testiment of Orgy Kalima

the quran talks about the big bang what science has found out now has been in the quran 1400 years ago

Originally posted by BobbyD
Great. Now we have another holy war going on.

🙁

Look as long as people keep feeding me scriptures as back up for thier arguments, then I will argue my Faith as well....

For months, I have only argued through Fact and Logic, and never pitted my personal Faith against thier own....

But since Logic and Fact have failed to penetrate Faith, it's time to fight fire with fire.......

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The Big Bang is evidense for the Legend of Orgasmism...

"A tremendous roar of Blissful Fire raged through the Void resulting in thy Creation"

Verse xxx 35
Clause 69
Testiment of Orgy Kalima

but as you can see from my post The Big Bang did not occur so there is no evidence 🙂

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Look as long as people keep feeding me scriptures as back up for thier arguments, then I will argue my Faith as well....

For months, I have only argued through Fact and Logic, and never pitted my personal Faith against thier own....

But since Logic and Fact have failed to penetrate Faith, it's time to fight fire with fire.......

I hope you realize my posts are meant to be jokes The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiyama is just as series of books by a guy from Japan

PS We probably should stop before Storm kills us

Originally posted by muslimscholar
the quran talks about the big bang what science has found out now has been in the quran 1400 years ago

The Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism, if you look at the Book of Orgasms Volume I, in the Creation of the Universe section, you will see that the Big Bang has been mentioned there too...

And the Scriptures of Orgasmism were written 6900 years before, so my Faith is far more valid than yours !

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I hope you realize my posts are meant to be jokes The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiyama is just as series of books by a guy from Japan

Orgasmism has its roots as far back as 6900 years, so I see it as valid.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
PS We probably should stop before Storm kills us

For what ? I am simply discussing my Faith and its text. Everyone in this forum does that....it is all they do...so why Can't I ?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Look as long as people keep feeding me scriptures as back up for thier arguments, then I will argue my Faith as well....

For months, I have only argued through Fact and Logic, and never pitted my personal Faith against thier own....

But since Logic and Fact have failed to penetrate Faith, it's time to fight fire with fire.......

Sorry if I offended...was not my intention.

....was merely being sarcastic. 😎

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism, if you look at the Book of Orgasms Volume I, in the Creation of the Universe section, you will see that the Big Bang has been mentioned there too...

And the Scriptures of Orgasmism were written 6900 years before, so my Faith is far more valid than yours !

but u wernt born 6900 years ago and ur scripture is not complete yet

Originally posted by Lord Urizen

And the Scriptures of Orgasmism were written 6900 years before, so my Faith is far more valid than yours !

and according to my Faith the universe is 3 yrs old so nothing can be 6900 years old at all

Originally posted by BobbyD
Sorry if I offended...was not my intention.

....was merely being sarcastic. 😎

You did not offend me....all I am saying is that if a Christian or Muslim uses scripture as evidense to back up thier Faith, then I will do the same.