Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Holy Scriptures of OrgasmismBook of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 10-15"Long before thy creation existed, long before thy first thoughts
Before thy Virgins opened thy petals, before worlds were spawned,
There was the [b]Black Void
Thy Black Void a canal of emptiness, devoid of light
Devoid of Life, devoid of Bliss, longing to be filled"
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 25-27"A spark of Bliss erupted from thy loneliness of thy Void
thy first known force, thy first known energy, thy first sign of life
a force so primal and raw, thou can only nameth Orgasm"
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 100-106"An enormous ripple of sheer bliss moaned throughout the infinite void
a sound so mighty, so powerful, it shattered the fabric of nothing
From this Bliss, the canal birthed an egg
An egg of pure carnal fire
the embodyment of self lust, of desire
The desire for existance, the desire for progression, the desire for growth"
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Universe
Clause 69
Verse xxx 12-16"Thy Void, a space, a canal of non-existance, some refer to as thy divine vagina
others refer to as thy divine anus; for thou details mattereth not
when in thy void appeared desire, a force so powerful erupted- for thy force is
Orgasm"
Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Birth of the Worlds
Clause 69
Verse xxx 1-4"Let all thou know thy truth- Orgasm erupted so greatly
Desire and Void became Flesh; worlds spawned out of cosmic secretions
Suns became erect; planets hardnened
Gargantuan clouds of orgasmic secretion (nebulae) formed thy organizations of
life" [/B]
"When do you think this world began its existence?"
"Didn't it begin at the Big Bang?"
"Right now that's what's being said. However, for us there is another possibility - this world came into being three years ago." conversation between Koizumi, Prophet of Haruhi and Kyon, Companion of Haruhi
there it is plain and simple
none of your ogasmismistic drivel and fancy interperetations
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"When do you think this world began its existence?""Didn't it begin at the Big Bang?"
"Right now that's what's being said. However, for us there is another possibility - this world came into being three years ago." conversation between Koizumi, Prophet of Haruhi and Kyon, Companion of Haruhi
there it is plain and simple
none of your ogasmismistic drivel and fancy interperetations
The Big Bang is evidense for the Legend of Orgasmism...
"A tremendous roar of Blissful Fire raged through the Void resulting in thy Creation"
Verse xxx 35
Clause 69
Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The Big Bang is evidense for the Legend of Orgasmism..."A tremendous roar of Blissful Fire raged through the Void resulting in thy Creation"
Verse xxx 35
Clause 69
Testiment of Orgy Kalima
the quran talks about the big bang what science has found out now has been in the quran 1400 years ago
Originally posted by BobbyD
Great. Now we have another holy war going on.🙁
Look as long as people keep feeding me scriptures as back up for thier arguments, then I will argue my Faith as well....
For months, I have only argued through Fact and Logic, and never pitted my personal Faith against thier own....
But since Logic and Fact have failed to penetrate Faith, it's time to fight fire with fire.......
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The Big Bang is evidense for the Legend of Orgasmism..."A tremendous roar of Blissful Fire raged through the Void resulting in thy Creation"
Verse xxx 35
Clause 69
Testiment of Orgy Kalima
but as you can see from my post The Big Bang did not occur so there is no evidence 🙂
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Look as long as people keep feeding me scriptures as back up for thier arguments, then I will argue my Faith as well....For months, I have only argued through Fact and Logic, and never pitted my personal Faith against thier own....
But since Logic and Fact have failed to penetrate Faith, it's time to fight fire with fire.......
I hope you realize my posts are meant to be jokes The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiyama is just as series of books by a guy from Japan
PS We probably should stop before Storm kills us
Originally posted by muslimscholar
the quran talks about the big bang what science has found out now has been in the quran 1400 years ago
The Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism, if you look at the Book of Orgasms Volume I, in the Creation of the Universe section, you will see that the Big Bang has been mentioned there too...
And the Scriptures of Orgasmism were written 6900 years before, so my Faith is far more valid than yours !
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I hope you realize my posts are meant to be jokes The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiyama is just as series of books by a guy from Japan
Orgasmism has its roots as far back as 6900 years, so I see it as valid.
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
PS We probably should stop before Storm kills us
For what ? I am simply discussing my Faith and its text. Everyone in this forum does that....it is all they do...so why Can't I ?
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Look as long as people keep feeding me scriptures as back up for thier arguments, then I will argue my Faith as well....For months, I have only argued through Fact and Logic, and never pitted my personal Faith against thier own....
But since Logic and Fact have failed to penetrate Faith, it's time to fight fire with fire.......
Sorry if I offended...was not my intention.
....was merely being sarcastic. 😎
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
The Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism, if you look at the Book of Orgasms Volume I, in the Creation of the Universe section, you will see that the Big Bang has been mentioned there too...And the Scriptures of Orgasmism were written 6900 years before, so my Faith is far more valid than yours !
but u wernt born 6900 years ago and ur scripture is not complete yet