Why are girls not respected on the internet?

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I don't think it will work out between the two of us.

You are obviously gay. Cashews. I mean, please

Changing it to Walnuts just strengthens the suspicion.

Too many kinds of nuts. What's a guy to do? I ended up leaving it to your imagination 😬

Yeah!! Why aren't us girls respected on the Internet. We are the ones that haven't been damaged by that brain damage of the 4th month gestation period for gods sake.😠

Of course, I could care less.

So far this is the shittiest thread I've encountered in the new year.

The only high points are:

Storm talking about being deeply in touch with her sexuality and cybering dudes without seeing a picture or something.

PVS failing to hide his undying and disgusting (sexy) attraction to young boys.

Bardock saying funny things.

And the big lesbo cyber orgy that is about to take place between Lana, Lethal Femme, who's posts I can never fully read because her sig is of some naked chick, and naked chicks> text, and Storm....of course, if this happened this thread would go from the shittest of the new year to the best of all time.

Make it happen ladies. You have the power.

Oh, and to the thread starter -- You're a woman, with a brain half the size of mine, it's science.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
It's alright Femme's my one and only. You're just the chippy on the side.

Too many kinds of nuts. What's a guy to do? I ended up leaving it to your imagination 😬

Gay.

I know all about your plans to seduce Bardock.

I am still 15 cry

Why are girls not respected on the internet?

Duh? Because they are just as useless on the net as they are in real life.

Originally posted by BackFire
shittiest thread in the new year.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Femme is nice dancing

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Gay.

I know all about your plans to seduce Bardock.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I am still 15 cry

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Why are girls not respected on the internet?

Duh? Because they are just as useless on the net as they are in real life.

Even less, they can't cook and clean for me over the interweb. And I can't even penetrate one of their many wonderful holes either, such a waste.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Why are girls not respected on the internet?

Duh? Because they are just as useless on the net as they are in real life.

That's mean. 🙁

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
We can share her... she's used to that. 😊

Bardock and I are not gay, we are just special friends. Are you unhappy we didn't choose you as our Velma?

That's never stopped me before.

Why do you call her a ****? She is always nice to me.

Bardock likes me cry

Well, obviously, impotency took care of that already.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
That's mean. 🙁

Why do you call her a ****? She is always nice to me.

Bardock likes me cry

Well, obviously, impotency took care of that already.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You've won me over. Take me here, under the disco ball.

*Smashes disco ball*

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You've won me over. Take me here, under the disco ball.

Okay, 2 drinks and peanuts, please.

Originally posted by grey fox
*Smashes disco ball*

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Okay, 2 drinks and peanuts, please.

I wonder when this thread will be OTFed...

Originally posted by BackFire
Even less, they can't cook and clean for me over the interweb. And I can't even penetrate one of their many wonderful holes either, such a waste.

Even if they could, I'd prefer someone else did it...you know, so it would be done right. As for their holes, that's just gross. But I do like to say the word penetrate.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
That's mean. 🙁

Okay, how about this: Girls drool and boys RULE!

Better?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
mail.

See, more disrespect of the girls.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
You'll get them in the mail. As well as a continental breakfast.

I wonder when this thread will be OTFed...

It is a vivid example of how girls are not only respected but glorified.

By males. With penises. Because they are horny. I think that is what I meant.

Originally posted by Sanctuary

You think the perv passed out? 😄

huh? no i was just wiping up

I wish more girls drooled, most of them are too much of a pansy to take it in the mouth, let alone drool it out. And they wonder why they're second class citizens. pssssh.

Originally posted by PVS
huh? no i was just wiping up

You should have told. I could have helped you tongue_ss

Backfire, you are nasty.

Why? It's funny when people drool.

What the hell were you thinking of.........EWWWWWWW, you pervert!

Originally posted by BackFire
Why? It's funny when people drool.

What the hell were you thinking of.........EWWWWWWW, you pervert!

I can't help it. You are just so manly 🙁

That I am, my dear. That I am.

*Flexes and eats beef jerky.*