Why Do Relationships Fail?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you claim that you are hotter than me. anyone who claims this about themselves, not just compared to me, but to anyone, is arrogant and vain.

i never said you treated people like shit.

posting naked pics on an internet forum reeks of vanity. so....you claim to be hotter than someone else=arrogance. you post nude pics of yourself on an internet forum=vanity.

you are arrogant and vain.

No sweety...you claimed you were hotter than me first....I never said anything about it, until after you started getting stupid.....

1) First you started about how you are way outta my league"
2) Then you called me a "naked freak"
3) Then you implied that I wish I could have you
4) Then you started calling me a "greasy mother ****er"

THEN...you call ME arrogant.... 😬

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
No sweety...you claimed you were hotter than me first....I never said anything about it, until after you started getting stupid.....

1) First you started about how you are way outta my league"
2) Then you called me a "naked freak"
3) Then you implied that I wish I could have you
4) Then you started calling me a "greasy mother ****er"

THEN...you call ME arrogant.... 😬

nice try.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and i was totally kidding around when i made these claims. also, all i said was "you look greasy."

nice try.

1) How do you know I wasn't kidding when I was said I was hotter than you ? 😬

2) You said all of those things...do not deny it....do you want me to quote you ? I remember all of it...you were very disrespectful towards me, and you've been so for the past few days...for what reason, i do not know.

find the posts. quote me. i could care less.

Re: "Why Do Relationships Fail?"

Because you touch yourself at night.

EDIT: I'm damn confused...since when does KMC have a forum for posting nude pictures?

When does the b!tch slapping contest begin between Rogue and Urizen?

he's trying to tell us he's not vain and/or arrogant.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
he's trying to tell us he's not vain and/or arrogant.

I am Vane, not arrogant..

I'm done with this stupid conversation....think whatever you want of me....it doesn't matter.

apparently it does matter.

What matters is that someone I considered a KMC freind is insulting me...not just once, but continously.

I don't care what you think of me...seriously, I don't...but the fact that you insist on insulting me is what I disapprove of.

Get a room you two and pound away your frustrations and misunderstandings on each others buttholes.

no thanks. too much oil and lube involved.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no thanks. too much oil and lube involved.

Never use oil(s) for sex, stick to water-based lubricants...

you sound like an infommercial. 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no thanks. too much oil and lube involved.

Oil and Lube are for beginners... 👇

The more you do it, the easier it slides in 😉

i will SO take your word for it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i will SO take your word for it.

😆

I don't lie...well, not about these kinda things.... 😖hifty:

i guess you would know.

Well, at least Rogue and Urizen have shown us WHY relationships fail...

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Oil and Lube are for beginners... 👇

The more you do it, the easier it slides in 😉

All jokes aside people; always use lube for anal, don't listen to Urizen... while it might work for him, damage can be caused by not using any and a condom is recommended for safe sex practices.

Not to sound like sex-ed, but I know there's quite a few younger/inexperienced people in this forum.