How Do You Maintain Relationship?

baby anal sex wearing a skinned fetus for a condom while yelling at the mother of the baby and calling her a **** while sodomising her with a cheese grater and wearing the castrated penis of her now dead husband on your head and singing barry manilow's "i write the songs"

Hmmm....I think I found a hole in yours, how can you yell at her AND sing that song?

he adds to the end of every verse: "....you ****"

Originally posted by PVS
he adds to the end of every verse: "....you ****"

Nice save, good show ol' chap.

You win. That barry manilow one was funny as shit, I can't top it.

like teflon 😎

wait a minute...

Originally posted by BackFire
Hmmm....I think I found a hole in yours

hehe

Teehee.

anal? never done that. no intenton to either.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
anal? never done that. no intenton to either.

You had better not.nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You had better not.nahuh

With that attitude you hang out with the wrong PVSes and Backfires.

Originally posted by Bardock42
With that attitude you hang out with the wrong PVSes and Backfires.

True enough but, since I'm basically the only girl that gives them the time of day I can pretty much get away with murder.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You had better not.nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True enough but, since I'm basically the only girl that gives them the time of day I can pretty much get away with murder.

no no no, should be:

"True enough but, since I'm basically the only girl that gives them access to my anus, I can pretty much get away with murder."

which would be true.

Originally posted by Up In Flames
How to maintain relationships? lets see... there's love, faith, loyalty, trust and tolerance. It takes a lot of depth to keep a relationship healthy.

That's a HUGE generalization bro....

Every person is different, and different things work for different people.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True enough but, since I'm basically the only girl that gives them the time of day I can pretty much get away with murder.

edited

how to maintain relationship with one another? 2 words 2 numbers 1 position

sixty nine

simple, put the woman in her place

you must be very single.

Actually no, I just don't have the time for a serious relationship right now, so I settle for little flings with classmates. Leaves both people satisfied without the aftermath of calling each other and seeing how we're doing, cuz we both know we're doing homework if we're not doing each other. So it keeps things pretty straight forward and easy, and who knows, maybe it'll blossom into something serious in the summer when I have more time, but who knows. Maybe we'll just go our seperate ways and nothing will come of it, and I'll feel even more empty inside at the fact that I now have the time to be in love but won't recieve the same feelings back.