Oh, and bruce, that really wasnt an intended invitation to be an *******. I just meant that I wouldnt mind being ripped on. You go around saying that kind of thing to us fatasses all the time, you'll get whats coming to you eventually. Ah, but then again, you are mister 1000 sit up/superhuman type badass man. Surely a 6'3 330lb man would have NO chance against you, hmm?
Originally posted by Muck101
Oh, and bruce, that really wasnt an intended invitation to be an *******. I just meant that I wouldnt mind being ripped on. You go around saying that kind of thing to us fatasses all the time, you'll get whats coming to you eventually. Ah, but then again, you are mister 1000 sit up/superhuman type badass man. Surely a 6'3 330lb man would have NO chance against you, hmm?
Originally posted by masterbruce
Train your body, mind and soul.Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.
Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.
Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.
After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.
First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.
Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.
Good luck, I'm on my 3rd year of vigilantism and I'm still alive and fine. Don't listen to the other geeky losers on this board, they dont have the balls to do what you and I choose to do.
Originally posted by Muck101
Woah woah, easy guys. It really doesnt bother me if he calls me a fatass. As for the butterfinger, I'm more of a Babyruth man 😉
My question to you is that if you know you're unhealthily obese, why don't you eat healthy and work out?
I exercise regularly to maintain my physique, it ain't easy, but it's worth it.
I recommend you join a gym, you'll tahnk me.
Originally posted by masterbruce
huh? you don't believe eating healthy and working out will lead to weight loss?
Actually, it's not just healty eating. It's also consideration of blood type and metabolism, and also current muscle density that needs to be taken into account before dieting and picking up a workout routine.
I doubt that you've got an awesome physique though. Can't claim that over the internet without picture backup.
Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Actually, it's not just healty eating. It's also consideration of blood type and metabolism, and also current muscle density that needs to be taken into account before dieting and picking up a workout routine.I doubt that you've got an awesome physique though. Can't claim that over the internet without picture backup.
I didn't say he was gonna look like Brad Pitt if he ate healthy and worked out, just that he would lose some weight and look better than he does currently.
I'm not gonna post my pic. I don't care if you don't believe me, why would I lie about my physique on the internet anyway?
Originally posted by masterbruce
I didn't say he was gonna look like Brad Pitt if he ate healthy and worked out, just that he would lose some weight and look better than he does currently.I'm not gonna post my pic. I don't care if you don't believe me, why would I lie about my physique on the internet anyway?
Do you really need to ask that question?