Onslaught hulk vs Darkseid and Thanos

^ Notice I said he could maybe handle one of them at a time. maybe. And you'd have to take away any of Thanos' or Darkseird's other abilities to even give him that.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
These are the end days. 😐

Thanos can smoke a cigar and drink a glass of absinthe while Darkseid uses his OE on Hulk. No real contest here.

Darkseid and Thanos 10/10 everytime.

Absolutely correct. The only way for Hulk to kill them was if they were asleep. There's no evidence that Hulk has more raw strength than Champion or a sun amped Superman, which is who these guys have taken blows from.

The real question here is who gets to pimp slap Hulk first.

Ah alright. Even then it would be a HUGE maybe, but I guess I could accept that. Peace.

first off, i'm a hulk fan.....but sorry fellow hulkster.....there's no way hulk can win this one.

I think Fifty Cent summed it up best.

" I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, you know I will
I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, with the back of the steel
I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, your cap could get peeled
I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, your ass could get killed "

Now picture Thanos&DS singing that as they take turns punching Hulk. 😆

Nuff said. Hulk gets his head whooped.

Originally posted by Ouallada
^Hulk handling either DS or Thanos?I would bet on DS' pinky against the Hulk. No offense, though.

listen to this hater, here

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
😐

hello 🙂

This thread is comedy gold 😆

I hope that includes me. 😄 I'm surprised no one quoted the song.

Every personality that banner has cooped up in his head could simultaneously manifest as separate entities and either of the duo could STILL solo them all.

Everyone knows DevilGoblin's a sock, why hasn't he been banned yet?

Hulk can beat anyone in a slugfest? What about the HULK KILLER HUMANOID!?

Or Classic Jugg, or Classic Apoc, or Morg is dicey normally (but definetly with WOL), Does Sebastian Shaw have a limit on the level of energy he can absorb? If not, then him too. Rogue if she can get a really good grip. Hulk's tough, but he's been beaten. Thanos has beaten Hulk, Herc, Thor, Thing, Drax and Beta Ray Bill in a fistfight at the same time. Current DS might lose, simply by jobbing. Classic DS hits Hulk with the OE, and then we all wonder why he's smiling. 🙂

Originally posted by Soljer
Every personality that banner has cooped up in his head could simultaneously manifest as separate entities and either of the duo could STILL solo them all.

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/korlan/jlu3bg8.gif

Superman>>>>>Hulk...

do the math 😐

side note:

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I think Fifty Cent summed it up best.

" I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, you know I will
I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, with the back of the steel
I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, your cap could get peeled
I'll Whoop Your Head Boy, your ass could get killed "

Now picture Thanos&DS singing that as they take turns punching Hulk. 😆

Nuff said. Hulk gets his head whooped.

lmao!!!

Mindless Hulk had no limits? He was too childish to push himself past where he was!

Wow. Board myths suck.

hulk is getting wayyyyyyyyyyyy tooooo overrated.

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p156/korlan/jlu3bg8.gif

Superman>>>>>Hulk...

do the math 😐

side note:

lmao!!!

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Only Slugfest:

The hulk, who beat physically Onslaught, versus these two villains:

Darkseid
Thanos

doh Give me strength...

They f**king stomp his f**king green ass into the f**king ground and atomize his f**king hide through cosmic blasts and OE, until there is not a f**king piece of cell tissue left from his f**king body! GET IT????

Jesus, could these f**king Hulk fanboys get a clue?

I have as much of a chance here as Hulk does 😐

Then again thats without my shovel 😄

Or the Bears Defense to back me up 😖hifty: