What makes a man a MAN? This is for guys to answer. Ladies critique.

You didn' t quite get the underlying nuance of this thread. This is nothing more but a parody.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh god. 🙄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Goddamnit, you are ruining my thread! puke

someone is taking my posts way too literally.

Originally posted by Storm
Not to mention that women are just dying to serve their man hand and foot, night and day, 24/7 ✅

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

See, a woman with class. Fire sure is lucky! 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
someone is taking my posts way too literally.

Oh, I get it, so you had US fooled this whole time with your seriousness? 😱

no, thats not what i meant.

Originally posted by Storm
Not to mention that women are just dying to serve their man hand and foot, night and day, 24/7 ✅

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I've always wanted to be barefoot and pregnant.😊

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've always wanted to be barefoot and pregnant.😊

I'm on my way! 😱

*Hiker rushes to the Las Vegas airport and catches the red eye.* After this I'll be catching another red eye if you know what I mean. 😉 😄

red eye, pink eye.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
red eye, pink eye.....

you DO get the pink eye joke, right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you DO get the pink eye joke, right?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'm on my way! 😱

*Hiker rushes to the Las Vegas airport and catches the red eye.* After this I'll be catching another red eye if you know what I mean. 😉 😄

*Lethal await Hiker anxiously................and stretches.*eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Lethal await Hiker anxiously................and stretches.*eyes

Alright, have a good night. I'm going to go masturbate now. Ciao! 🙂

Where dem hos at?pirate

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Alright, have a good night. I'm going to go masturbate now. Ciao! 🙂

ah man bye sweetie. Think of me.mwah1

Alana....I can't PM you.....it says you turned it off.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.

1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now. 😎

The Following Rules That Make Man a Man ermm

I saw a bit of my part and was laughing my ass off, I have to watch it later when the newsroom isn't so noisy.

Ooops, f*ck, wrong thread.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.

1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now. 😎

😂 ..speaking from a little experience here.

#1 is not really a big issue.
#2? Yes, when they're in the mood.
#3 Uh no, especially one with self esteem. ...works when they're young, but when you get older, the nice ones turn and walk away because of your perceived immaturity. The evil/angry ones will say F-U back. NOTE: Abandon this girl immediately.
#4 Depends on the girl. 😉

Originally posted by BobbyD
😂 ..speaking from a little experience here.

#1 is not really a big issue.
#2? Yes, when they're in the mood.
#3 Uh no, especially one with self esteem. ...works when they're young, but when you get older, the nice ones turn and walk away because of your perceived immaturity. The evil/angry ones will say F-U back. NOTE: Abandon this girl immediately.
#4 Depends on the girl. 😉

I was being sarcastic. 😱