What makes a man a MAN? This is for guys to answer. Ladies critique.

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Originally posted by AOR
The Following Rules That Make Man a Man ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Chicks love when you fix posts. 😎
chiks love it when you fix anything

A Wee Wee ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

When you're having sex, bench press the gal and throw her against the wall as hard as you can.

I did this recently, and went to see if she was okay...and in fact, she was more than okay. She was so happy that I did that, she was bawling her brains out. Her face was red, and she was having such a hard time breathing it was obvious she was having an orgasm. She tried to stand up to find the words to thank me and fell over, holding her head.

That's right, it was so manly she just fainted. I tapped her in the face with my pants-ferret to see if she was awake. Nope, she was out sleeping like a baby.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.

1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now. 😎


mhm unless you make a thread stating "i am going back to pot"
-Then I just dont want to hear it

Re: Re: Re: What makes a man a MAN? This is for guys to answer. Ladies critique.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was being sarcastic. 😱

My apologies then. But, definitely pay attention to my rule #3.

...could come in handy one day.

😉

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Originally posted by BobbyD
My apologies then. But, definitely pay attention to my rule #3.

...could come in handy one day.

😉

It's all good, but I don't think I need to worry, I'm not going to ever tell my gf to f*ck off unless I catch her buying crack or something like that.

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's all good, but I don't think I need to worry, I'm not going to ever tell my gf to f*ck off unless I catch her buying crack or something like that.

..in which case you should ask her to share first.

If she says no, then tell her to bleep off. 😏

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
mhm unless you make a thread stating "i am going back to pot"
-Then I just dont want to hear it

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Originally posted by BobbyD
..in which case you should ask her to share first.

If she says no, then tell her to bleep off. 😏

The funky green crack maybe! 😱 😮‍💨

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The funky green crack maybe! 😱 😮‍💨

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Re: What makes a man a MAN? This is for guys to answer. Ladies critique.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.

1.) Affection and intimacy, but freedom and space as well. It's a delicate balance. Think of it as a knife balanced by its point.

2.) Looks. Who the hell doesn't go for looks one way or another. TO some degree.

3.)Spontaneity. Not so spontaneous as to punch her in the face, then smile sweetly. Like, random hugs once in a while. They love surprises.

4.) Naturalness. Girls hate it when you act up to look cool.

5.) The fact that you can be their personal wailing wall in times of domestic crisis. Try and be sympathetic and understanding and they will love you.

So ladies, how'd I do? 😛

Originally posted by DarkC
1.) Affection and intimacy, but freedom and space as well. It's a delicate balance. Think of it as a knife balanced by its point.

2.) Looks. Who the hell doesn't go for looks one way or another. TO some degree.

3.)Spontaneity. Not so spontaneous as to punch her in the face, then smile sweetly. Like, random hugs once in a while. They love surprises.

4.) Naturalness. Girls hate it when you act up to look cool.

5.) The fact that you can be their personal wailing wall in times of domestic crisis. Try and be sympathetic and understanding and they will love you.

So ladies, how'd I do? 😛

Originally posted by BobbyD
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ermm

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Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Chicks love when you fix posts. 😎

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chicks love it when you post ownage

Originally posted by MR.Grum
chicks love it when you post ownage

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this is better than that 😐

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
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this is better than that 😐
indeed