Woman dies for a Wii

Started by SpadeKing8 pages

some guy broke his armplaying it, someone else breaks a tv, and this lady dies over it from drinking water next is gonna be someone getting shot cause the remote ran out of batteries while the person's friend is playing 😖

This just in, World War III: Caused by Wii!

I just checked your profile and let's just say I'd keep my Birthday a secret too if I were you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Hmm, the face of self-sacrifice has taken yet another soul. Sad really.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hmm, the face of self-sacrifice has taken yet another soul. Sad really.
Taken another soul?

That would imply that other souls have been taken previously.

Come to think of it. Your soul has been mysteriously absent for some time now.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by BackFire
This just in, World War III: Caused by Wii!

I can see that happening 😖

Originally posted by InnerRise
I just checked your profile and let's just say I'd keep my Birthday a secret too if I were you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

😕 dont make me call leo to make you forget the waka thingy at the end again

Wii vs 360

Originally posted by InnerRise
Taken another face?

That would imply that other faces have been taken previously.

Come to think of it. Your face has been mysteriously absent for some time now.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Shower with me...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Wouldn't the human body reject all that water consumption?

It depends, sometimes the body's attempt at rejection are shut down due to body malfunction. It's like gripping unto an electrified pole. The electricity causes a spas in the muscles that causes you to grip, because electricity is constantly flowing your constantly gripping. Ain't God a hoot 😱

Originally posted by InnerRise
Taken another face?

And I meant soul. I don't know where you got "taken another face" from.

Originally posted by Scythe
And I meant soul. I don't know where you got "taken another face" from.
Feast on my soul GREAT reaper Surrender my life to your Scarlet scythe grant me peace for i did not find it in life!

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I can see that happening 😖

😕 dont make me call leo to make you forget the waka thingy at the end again

How about you call your mommy. It's past your bedtime.

Originally posted by Scythe
Shower with me...

😐

Originally posted by Scythe
And I meant soul. I don't know where you got "taken another face" from.

Don't know what you're talking about.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
How about you call your mommy. It's past your bedtime.

😐

Don't know what you're talking about.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

she's busy trying to play wii boxing 😐

Originally posted by MR.Grum
Feast on my soul GREAT reaper Surrender my life to your Scarlet scythe grant me peace for i did not find it in life!
Originally posted by SpadeKing
I have this feeling that the wii might get banned cause of all the troubles it is causing 😬

They won't, because 99% of the time, it's people being stupid. Nintendo's not responsible for people acting like idiots.

And on the coffee-suing thing...the only reason that went through as a lawsuit is because McDonald's would server their coffee at a ridiculously high temperature, much higher than they should have been (or needed to).

Originally posted by MR.Grum
Feast on my soul GREAT reaper Surrender my life to your Scarlet scythe grant me peace for i did not find it in life!

Keeper of secrets, serve as the vessel for the enlightened.

Originally posted by InnerRise
😐

Bloody tampons.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Don't know what you're talking about.

Didn't you, Didn't you?

Originally posted by AOR
It depends, sometimes the body's attempt at rejection are shut down due to body malfunction. It's like gripping unto an electrified pole. The electricity causes a spas in the muscles that causes you to grip, because electricity is constantly flowing your constantly gripping. Ain't God a hoot 😱
lol no wonder i cant let go of the f key

Originally posted by Scythe
Keeper of secrets, serve as the vessel for the enlightened.

Bloody tampons.

Didn't you, Didn't you?

give man life but not the meaning of it.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
give man life but not the meaning of it.

Remember your past, ior it shall devour you.

Originally posted by Scythe
Remember your past, ior it shall devour you.
Bring fourth a child and i shall show you true innocence.