The Crazy Drug Lady came today.
She comes every now and again to teach my science class why we shouldn't do drugs and drink. She gave us a gay worksheet, so me and my friend made up gay answers to match. We thought they were funny. srug
Format:
To prevent blah blah blah, I will blah blah blah.
1) Feeling obliged to drink/use drugs even if I don't want to.
A: Chuck the beer bottle (preferably glass) at the head of the person who offered.
2) Driving while intoxicated.
A: Practice driving with those beer vision goggles.
3) Riding with a driver who has been drinking.
A: I'd ride my pony home.
4) Playing drinking games or chugging
A: Play strip poker instead.
5) Using alcohol with other drugs.
A: I only have enough money for one.
6) Having arguments/fights after drinking/using drugs.
A: I only argue when I'm sober.
7) Drinking alcohol to relax/feel comfortable
A: I don't have enough time to be comfortable.
8) Drinking/using drugs to cheer up.
A: I'm always happy from the coffee and Red Bull I drink.
9) Drink/use drugs to get high.
A: I let Jesus lift me up.
My other friend said: I’m already high on Jesus.
10) People telling me they’re concerned about my drinking/drug use.
A: Hang out with mute people.
11) Missing school, work, etc. because of drinking/using drugs.
A: Go to school while still drunk/stoned.
12) Drinking/using drugs when alone.
A: Develop a second personality to keep me company.