Originally posted by EclipsoStep 3: Shut the f**k up. closedeyes
Step 1: Remove rod from ass.Step 2:Look up "Sense of humor"
Naz, laughing that was great.
Originally posted by Strangelove
let me articulatepuh-LEAZE 🙄
Originally posted by InnerRiseanata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Finish your sentences PLEASE. 😐Please what.....?closedeyes
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by InnerRise
Those answers just aren't amusing in the least.And someone is actually spending their time, no, waisting their time on you little kids to give you a fighting chance, to educate you, to make you grow up into at least a decent person with a chance at life.
Your response is to mock them and make fun of what is a serious matter.
That's why...........
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
🙄 They are wasting their time because we've only had this stuff drilled into our heads since first grade. Besides, it's stupid of you to think that drinking, or hell, even doing some drugs, keeps you from being a decent person.
Example? My boss, Wade, smells like beer all the time. He has the be the kindest man I've ever met. My teacher, Mr. Rutton, who's above drinking, is a total prick.
Originally posted by Naz
She comes every now and again to teach my science class why we shouldn't do drugs and drink. She gave us a gay worksheet, so me and my friend made up gay answers to match. We thought they were funny. srugFormat:
To prevent blah blah blah, I will blah blah blah.1) Feeling obliged to drink/use drugs even if I don't want to.
A: Chuck the beer bottle (preferably glass) at the head of the person who offered.2) Driving while intoxicated.
A: Practice driving with those beer vision goggles.3) Riding with a driver who has been drinking.
A: I'd ride my pony home.4) Playing drinking games or chugging
A: Play strip poker instead.5) Using alcohol with other drugs.
A: I only have enough money for one.6) Having arguments/fights after drinking/using drugs.
A: I only argue when I'm sober.7) Drinking alcohol to relax/feel comfortable
A: I don't have enough time to be comfortable.8) Drinking/using drugs to cheer up.
A: I'm always happy from the coffee and Red Bull I drink.9) Drink/use drugs to get high.
A: I let Jesus lift me up.
My other friend said: I’m already high on Jesus.10) People telling me they’re concerned about my drinking/drug use.
A: Hang out with mute people.11) Missing school, work, etc. because of drinking/using drugs.
A: Go to school while still drunk/stoned.12) Drinking/using drugs when alone.
A: Develop a second personality to keep me company.
Crazy drug lady????~~??!!?? Did she try to touch you???/ Did she???😠
Oh lord not my baby.weepfirefirefireph